Issue Archive for the Week of
Jun 26 -
Jul 2,
2003
Vol. 12, No. 41
Pullout
Appropriate Our Parents:
All they ever really wanted was straight children. So why don't you take 'em off our hands?
Appropriate Fag Hags:
They fled your world for ours. Now it's time to welcome them home.
Appropriate Lesbian Bed Death:
If You Want the Hot Lesbian Fantasy, You've Got to Take the Messy Reality
Appropriate Stupidity:
Specifically the Gym-Haunting, Dick-Worshipping, Book-Avoiding Sort
Appropriate Lesbian Genre Film & Literature:
Since so many straight men are so interested in lesbians, let them enjoy all those lesbians in film and literature. We've suffered enough
Appropriate the Assumption of Lefty Politics:
What about being homosexual obligates one to be a Democrat? Or a lefty? Nothing, absolutely nothing.
Appropriate Gay Youth:
Want one good reason to take gay youth off our hands? They're already your kids.
Appropriate Our Community Leaders:
They're Docile, They're Well-Intentioned, and They're Yours for the Taking
Appropriate Our One Lesbian Bar:
You Too Can Lack Nightlife Options
Appropriate Eternal Damnation:
If You Want the Thrill of Transgression, You've Got to Take the Threat of Hell
Appropriate Montana Motel Anxiety:
A road trip through hostile territory with your same-sex lover can be stressful. Try it yourself and see.
Appropriate Toilet Trolls:
Appropriate that creepy guy who is always whacking off in the men's toilet at Seattle Asian Art Museum. Please.
Appropriate Everything Else:
There are Lots of Other Things--So Many Things--That You Straight People Should Take Off Our Hands
News
Appropriate This!:
In our 2003 Queer Issue, gay and lesbian writers are asking that you straight people--no, insisting that you straight people--start taking the bad along with the good of gay culture.
Dear Paul,:
A Love Letter to the Left's Rock-Star Columnist
Grading the Candidates:
City Council Hopefuls Converge on North Seattle
Vulcan Grip:
Paul Allen's Pals Pen Letter to City Hall
Affirming Action:
U.S. Supreme Court Rulings Spotlight I-200
The $6 Million Plan:
Monorail Planners Confront Budget Realities
Seattle-Powered Howard:
Seattleites Rally as Dean Makes Candidacy Official
Five to Four:
Municipal Building Memories
Music
Motown Major Toms:
Loose Cannons Fire on Target
Bent into Shape:
Bob Mould and Imperial Teen's Roddy Bottum on Queer Culture
Eyebrows to the Soul:
David Lee Roth is He-Haw-Larious
This Is Really Happening:
Xiu Xiu Take It Too Far
Nu Metal Sucks!:
But 400 Blows Strike a Chord
Some Candy Talking:
You Gotta Move
The Electronic Beat:
Disco Nap
The Hiphop Tip:
His Royal Highness
Classical, Jazz, & Avant:
Experimental Music Festival
Underage:
Class Is In Session
Film
The Very Core of Reality:
28 Days Later Captures the Horror of Our Times
National P-R-I-D-E:
Jeffrey Blitz's Love Letter to America
On Screen:
For Thurs June 26-Wed July 2
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