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Monday, January 22, 2007

The Contenders: Mike Huckabee

posted by on January 22 at 13:00 PM

Sure, November 2008 is nearly two years away, but it’s apparently never too early to declare one’s intention to run for president, and thus it’s never too early to get to know the people who might be the next leader of the free world. This month we’ll be taking a brief look at them.

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Mike Huckabee

Party: Republican

Age: 52

Status: Undeclared

www.hopeforamericapac.org

Is the nation ready for another “Boy from Hope,” this one a Republican? Former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee seems to think so (or at least his supporters do). Huckabee is one of those “widely mentioned” potential presidential candidates whose intentions are still unclear, but who nevertheless has a slick web site.

Mike Huckabee was born in 1955 in Hope, Arkansas, the hometown of another famous former Arkansas governor: Bill Clinton. Huckabee went to college at Ouachita Baptist University in Arkansas, graduating in 2 years, and then went on to train for a career in the ministry at Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary in Texas. His pre-politics resume includes a brief stint as director of communications for evangelist James Robinson and six years as minister at Beech Street Baptist Church in Texarkana (where he started a religious TV station and was elected President of the Arkansas Baptist Convention).

Huckabee made a failed bid for the Senate in 1992 but the next year won a race to become lieutenant governor of Arkansas. When the state’s then-governor, Jim Tucker, resigned in 1996 after a felony conviction associated with the Whitewater investigation, Huckabee assumed the governorship. He was reelected to the governorship twice, serving as long as possible within term limits. (One hilarious scandal: Huckabee was criticized, during his governorship, for living in a triple wide trailer with his wife, Janet McCain, while the governor’s mansion was being renovated. People thought this played to common stereotypes of rural Arkansas.)

An avid hunter, Huckabee led a campaign to institute a state constitutional amendment to dedicate one eighth of the state’s sales tax to the Arkansas state park system. He also focused on health care (channeling the state’s tobacco tax revenue directly into health care) and education (failing in a controversial bid to consolidate small school districts in order to help them overcome funding issues). Huckabee received attention toward the end of his first term for several high-profile pardons and commuted sentences, including that of Wayne Dumond, a convicted rapist who sexually assaulted and murdered a Missouri woman after he was released.

After being Diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes in 2004, Huckabee went on a regime of diet and exercise and lost 110 pounds. He has since run in several marathons, including the 2006 New York City Marathon. This personal transformation became the grist for his book, Quit Digging Your Grave with a Knife and Fork. (His other books are: Character is the Issue, Kids Who Kill, and Living Beyond Your Lifetime.)

On evolution, Huckabee has said: “I do not necessarily buy into the traditional Darwinian theory, personally.” He thinks students should be exposed to creationist thought in school. He says his Baptist faith has “everything to do with my politics.” He’s therefore against gay marriage, pro-life, and for the overturning of Roe v. Wade. Huckabee has supported President Bush’s call for a guest-worker program that would grant legal status to illegal aliens. He supported the Iraq invasion and opposes a withdrawal timetable. And he wants to make Bush’s tax cuts permanent.

Informed by his own experience with diabetes, Huckabee also spends a lot of time preaching that exercise and healthy eating are a way counter obesity and attendant diseases — and a good way to counter the nation’s rising health care costs.

He plays guitar in a band called Capitol Offense.

(With help from super-star intern Sage Van Wing)

Previously: John Edwards, John McCain, Bill Richardson, Mitt Romney, Hillary Clinton, Rudy Giuliani, Barack Obama, Sam Brownback, Christopher J. Dodd, Newt Gingrich, and Dennis Kucinich.

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1

waste of space, IMHO

Posted by Will in Seattle | January 22, 2007 1:05 PM
2

As someone who grew up in Arkansas and lived there until 2000, I think you should add "he's a total asshole."

Believe it or not, I'd say he's the strongest contender on the Republican side. Oh sure, he's just as much of a sadistic, sociopathic theocrat as Sam Brownback, but like our own Dino Rossi, he somehow gives off a "harmless, suburban dad vibe." Hatred with a smile, if you will, and AhmuriKKKans just eat that shit up.

I'm predicting he'll be the VP nominee if not the Prez nominee.

Posted by Original Andrew | January 22, 2007 1:13 PM
3

As long as he totes the conservative line he will probably get the nomination. Too many of the conservative talking heads are complaining that the GOP lost in 2006 because they were (hold on to yourself) NOT CONSERVATIVE ENOUGH! That is right, the GOP lost congress because they were not far enough to the right..... In other words moderates in the party like McCain (yes McCain is still considerd a moderate in GOP World) are not going to get the votes from the base to get the nomination. PRAY the Democrats have their shit together for 2008 and win. Or God help us all, we should just move to Canada.

Posted by Andrew | January 22, 2007 1:27 PM
4

Chuck Hagel is a more likely nominee than any Republican you've covered thus far.

Posted by DOUG. | January 22, 2007 1:35 PM
5

This guy is wicked good. Perhaps the scariest candidate the R's could run. He's really conservative, but he's also good at PR and will be able to spin real well. Also, Club for Growth hates him, which shows you that he deviates somewhat from the GOP line.

Posted by Will | January 22, 2007 1:50 PM
6

Huckabee was on the Daily Show and this guy is scary good. He plays the compassionate conservative (yes i typed that without laughing) with real sincereity. I am afraid that guys like him are the "Ford/Reagan" mold of conservative. They come accross all cuddley and then become unwitting puppets of their neocon masters.

Posted by longball | January 22, 2007 2:20 PM
7

I love the phrase "compassionate conservative."

It's like saying someone is a "compassionate rapist."

Posted by Original Andrew | January 22, 2007 2:55 PM
8

@3,

That's what liberals have been saying for years, that Dems have been losing because they're not liberal enough. However, if the Republicans were actually conservative (not running massive deficits, fucking around with wars of choice and nation building), they may not have been voted out.

Posted by keshmeshi | January 22, 2007 3:20 PM
9

Hmm, maybe a candidate for the Darwin Awards ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | January 22, 2007 4:11 PM
10

Ah Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary, right where they just kicked a teacher out for being a woman

Posted by David | January 22, 2007 9:17 PM
11

"He plays guitar in a band called Capitol Offense".

That's enough to disqualify him for me right off the bat. I'll bet they really rock. There's no more Republican thing a person can do than really, really rock. On guitar. In a band.

Posted by Fnarf | January 22, 2007 9:25 PM
12

We were disappointed you didn't link to us when you said "slick website" or, at the very least when you said "or at least his supporters do."

Posted by BSR | January 23, 2007 11:05 AM
13

Illegal immigration is the nation's biggest problem right now and Congressmen Tom Tancredo and Duncan Hunter are the only Republicans who can save our wonderful country.

Posted by Dorothy Leisowitz | February 1, 2007 1:43 PM

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