Perfect for that barely-paying-attention music fan on the go.
Voting closes at 5 p.m.! Who will be in Monday's Final Four????
Matt Shea OR Jason Overstreet?
Vote! Vote! Vote!
Good God: Whitney is still dead.
Oh Christ: Jennifer Hudson will replace her at the Grammys tonight.
Holy Fuck: Mitt wins the Maine caucuses.
Hallelujah! Why same-sex marriage is inevitable.
Lord Have Mercy on Our Souls: Charlie and Braden Powell are finally laid to rest.
Sweet Jesus: Catholic service providers are mum about impact of contraceptive rules on their health plans.
Heavens to Betsy: The fear of lawsuits for rejecting gay-marriage-related business is mostly false.
Amen: That's all. Sorry.
Jesus Children of America: By Stevie Wonder:
Deuteronomy 21:10-14
When you go out to war against your enemies, and the LORD your God gives them into your hand and you take them captive, and you see among the captives a beautiful woman, and you desire to take her to be your wife, and you bring her home to your house, she shall shave her head and pare her nails. And she shall take off the clothes in which she was captured and shall remain in your house and lament her father and her mother a full month. After that you may go in to her and be her husband, and she shall be your wife. But if you no longer delight in her, you shall let her go where she wants. But you shall not sell her for money, nor shall you treat her as a slave, since you have humiliated her.
Which of these two anti-gay-marriage legislators will move on to the next round of competition in our Tournament of Dunces? (Winner gets a flower from a gay florist, a bacon cheeseburger from Jack in the Box, and their official state portrait on the cover of The Stranger.) Let the voting begin!
Brad "You Wouldn't Believe the Horror" Klippert...
...versus Bill "Remember Holy Russia" Hinkle
When you think of Georgetown, you think of men. First off: George. Second, the burly working-class history of the place. Third, there's the military-industrial-complex-titled ART ATTACK! Which is awesome, and which I love—it is clearly the best art walk besides Pioneer Square's (and is celebrating its fourth anniversary tonight)—but it doesn't put you in mind of the womenz.
This, however, is misleading, as I recently discovered. The artist Julie Baraoh, who recently took over the reins of publicizing Art Attack (Larry Reid of Fantagraphics used to do it), sent me an email a few weeks ago selling me the idea of "the women of Georgetown" as a story. I was reticent. Then I went to visit, and women came out of the woodworks over the course of a two-hour walk through the neighborhood. Three of us lady-snowballed into a whole gang of women. We stopped traffic at least once just by appearing to desire to cross the street, there were so many of us.
All of which is to say that when you go to Art Attack tonight, you should keep the ladies of Georgetown in mind, too. There's Baraoh, whose Krab Jab Studios is home to three artists and a writer. There's Angielena Vitale Chamberlain, who is in the running for kindest, warmest person on the planet, and who operates Belle Vitale Studio. Chamberlain also founded, in 2007, the Georgetown Arts and Cultural Center, which you have to check out if you haven't already. It's an old union hall-slash-ballroom converted into an exhibition and studio space around the corner from Stellar Pizza on the northern end of Georgetown. Right now at the center, Betty Jo Costanzo—who before moving to Seattle last year was teaching and working mostly as a performance artist in the Bay Area (at Mills and CCAC, among other places)—shows lushly painted landscapes that look like they're in extremely slow motion. Throughout the neighborhood, women rule as owners, operators, and independent curators at spaces including Calamity Jane's, Stellar Pizza, the Stables, Full Throttle Bottles (where Erika Tedin is reported to be the brassiest woman in Georgetown), the Roving Gallery, Georgetown Trailer Park Mall, Two Tartes Bakery & Cafe (showing photographs from Arts Corps), American Pie (showing collage works by Nyky Gomez), inside the Old Rainier Bottling Plant (ask Mary Tudor about her secret recipe for making her oil paintings roll up without cracking), and Nautilus Studio.Nautilus is an eccentric home and studio designed to look like a shipwreck. You do not want to miss it. The lady artist behind all this is assemblagist Yvette Endrijautzki (her male partner is Jethaniel Peterka).
Art Attack starts at 6 and runs to 9, but many places are open later. GO!
She was 48. Just this morning, the big news was that Houston was approached to be a judge on The X-Factor. Sad news. Read more here, and on Line Out.
Rachel Maddow floated a theory that Ron Paul is urging his supporters to stay late at caucuses so that they can vote themselves in as delegates. Once they've become delegates, they can cast their vote for Ron Paul, against the will of the people who voted in their caucuses. A major Ron Paul adviser confirmed that this is the Ron Paul strategy:
..we're tracking this at the precinct level, we think we have the majority of [delegates]. We think we've won in Iowa , we won in Minnesota , we won in Colorado, and Missouri is yet to be seen. And we think we probably won in Nevada , because we're counting the precinct votes. The only thing that I might add; there is nothing wrong or deceptive about this. Anybody can stay. Woody Allen says 80% of success is showing up. Our people show up. And they have a right to do that, and they are committed, and so they are running as delegates at the precinct level to the county convention where they will again run as delegates from the county convention to the state convention.
Here's video:
The problem with Ron Paul's strategy, in many ways, is the problem with Ron Paul's strict Constitutionalist worldview: It's way too literal. There's no way the Republican bosses are going to let this happen. They'll make new rules, they'll ignore the votes, they'll do anything they can to ensure that Ron Paul's delegates don't manage to throw the convention in favor of Ron Paul. It's kind of clever of Paul to try to game the system like this, but I can't imagine the Republican leadership is inept enough to let this kind of mutiny happen*.
* ....right? Surely they're not that inept, right?
The Maine state Republican Party announced that Mitt Romney has won Maine. This is not shocking. The results:
Romney—39%—2,190 votes
Paul—36%—1,996 votes
Santorum—18%—989 votes
Gingrich—6%—349 votes
Other—61 votes
Turnout was way lower than 2008, when Romney won with 2,837 votes.
The Conservative Political Action Conference has voted in a straw poll to determine the party's favorite, and that favorite is the same old favorite:
Romney won 38 percent of the 3,408 votes cast in the straw poll, edging Santorum’s 31 percent. Gingrich won 15 percent of the vote and Paul took 12 percent.
I bet if CPAC had been held a month earlier, Newt Gingrich would've had that 31 percent second place, but Santorum is the not-Romney of the moment. CPAC also overwhelmingly chose Marco Rubio as their VP pick, with Chris Christie and Bob O'Donnell way in the rear, tying for second place. And Sarah Palin gave a keynote speech that made her 2008 VP acceptance speech sound liberal in comparison—she got a few good not-so-subtle digs at Romney in there—but if we continue to ignore Sarah Palin, she'll eventually go away, so let's do that.
The CPAC straw poll is essentially meaningless. Ron Paul wins it every non-presidential-election year, and the favorite of the party machine always wins it in presidential election years. Also meaningless? The Maine caucus results, which will be announced in an hour or so. Maine has been caucusing for a week now, so Santorum's Second Coming is unlikely to show up in the results here. The turnout will be low, which favors Romney. A lot of Massachusetts conservatives retire to Maine, too, so he's likely to have some support there, too. In the past few days, pundits have been dreaming of a Ron Paul win in Maine, because he's been campaigning there for a while. I don't think that's likely, but it would be a lovely slap in Romney's face, so let's hope for that result.
In any case, I'll be writing about the Maine results when they come in, right here on Slog. Stay tuned.
I and many other people finally have a reason to watch professional basketball. That reason is Jeremy Lin.
Spike Lee on Lin.
Which of these two anti-gay-marriage legislators will move on to the next round of competition in our Tournament of Dunces? (Winner gets a flower from a gay florist, a bacon cheeseburger from Jack in the Box, and their official state portrait on the cover of The Stranger.) Let the voting begin!
Mark "A Jack in the Box Commercial Told Me How to Vote Today" Hargrove...
....versus Norma "So Many Questions" Smith
VISUAL ART
If you do one thing today, DO THIS.
It's Saturday, you guys! Can you believe it?
The Wictims Win: President Obama bows to the American Catholic church by withdrawing the White House's plan to require private employers (including religious organizations, like all those Catholic hospitals) to provide health insurance that covers contraception. Instead, insurance companies will be required to provide that coverage free of charge. The compromise with Catholics may seem like a miracle, considering that Obama is a Muslim. But the red-wing blogs, bloviators, and email alerts were just getting going. It's hard to imagine Obama being able to comfortably skirt this issue while seeking reelection to the White House. Here's the NYT quoting Obama explaining that it was largely a political calculation:
“After the many genuine concerns that have been raised over the last few weeks, as well as, frankly, the more cynical desire on the part of some to make this into a political football, it became clear that spending months hammering out a solution was not going to be an option,” Mr. Obama said on Friday.
My TCW: The religious liberty and conscience argument being raised by the Catholic church, which is ostensibly worried about paying for birth control, (and legislators who are expressing concern about florists and photographers being forced to serve gay couples) has less to do with contraception and gay marriage, and more to do with a clever sleight of hand. No longer is the Catholic Church bullying women and LGBT people, in this framing, they're the victims being forced to forgo their religious convictions. It's a trick and it's working.
Obama Budget: "Raise taxes on the rich and pump nearly $500 billion into new transportation projects over the next decade."
Yup: I'll take the jumper.
In Pressing Media Matters: Five of Murdcoch's people at the Sun tabloid were arrested for allegedly bribing bobbies. And in case you wondered: My worst nightmare is accidentally taking a job that requires me to write this sort of story.
Less Bad: State finds an extra $200 million to shore up $1.5 billion budget shortfall.
WHAT?!!! There is no more news.
I've reached the point in my life where I'm strong enough to say this: I really like Wham!
Bits and pieces of polling data have been oozing out for days, but PPP just released its latest nationwide poll in the Republican presidential nomination race, confirming that "Santorum surges into the lead":
Riding a wave of momentum from his trio of victories on Tuesday Rick Santorum has opened up a wide lead in PPP's newest national poll. He's at 38% to 23% for Mitt Romney, 17% for Newt Gingrich, and 13% for Ron Paul.
Oh, and with Gingrich out of the race, PPP finds that Santorum would lead Romney by an impressive 50 percent to 28 percent margin.
This may be Santorum's first ride atop a national poll, but it isn't the first time Romney has seen his own frontrunner status challenged. And each time, Romney has fought back with a deluge of attack ads. But how exactly does Romney attack Santorum?
Point out that Santorum's Christianist anti-sex agenda is bat-shit crazy? That's what helped propel Santorum into the lead in the first place.
Unlike the previous non-Romney frontrunners, Santorum isn't a philandering hypocrite (Gingrich, Cain) or a deer-caught-in-camera-lights idiot (Bachmann, Perry). He was a K Street shill, sure, but Santorum's personal profiteering was relatively minor by DC standards, and harder to portray as scandalous.
Unlike Gingrich and Romney, Santorum is authentic. He actually believes the horrible words he spews. And that's what the Republican base seems to crave: authenticity. Drop a hundred million dollars in his lap to do to Romney what Romney will now attempt to do to him, and Santorum wins the nomination.
Which of these two anti-gay-marriage legislators will move on to the next round of competition in our Tournament of Dunces? (Winner gets a flower from a gay florist, a bacon cheeseburger from Jack in the Box, and their official state portrait on the cover of The Stranger.) Let the voting begin!
Matt "My Business Will Not Participate In Gay Marriages Because Florists Are Oppressed and Man I Hate Tulips" Shea...
....versus Jason "Circular Logic Is More Impressive With Long Pauses" Overstreet
It's time for a little pre-March Madness madness, gay-marriage-style!! If you're like us, you've been watching the arguments against same-sex marriage in the Washington State House of Representatives and thinking to yourself: Which of these dumbfucks is the dumbest? Let's figure it out!
For you non-sports fans, here's how this works. We're going to start with the eight people you see above. Over the weekend and through the power of Slog polls, you will winnow down the pack to a final four. On Monday morning, those four will square off, and on Monday night, the two finalists will square off. The winner of the Tournament of Dunces will get a flower from a gay florist, a bacon cheeseburger from Jack in the Box, and their official state portrait on the cover of The Stranger. This may be the highest honor of their professional lives!
First match-up (with more to come over the weekend):
Jay "I Don't Know If I Want to Be Here" Rodne...
...versus Jan "Microphone in Hand" Angel:
Jim Brunner reports:
Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum is headed to Washington state Monday, planning campaign stops in Olympia and Tacoma, as he fires up his campaign for the March 3 GOP caucuses.
Santorum plans to meet with foes of gay marriage in Olympia in the afternoon, and then will hold a campaign rally at 7 p.m. at the Washington Historical Museum in Tacoma, according to a copy of the plans distributed to state GOP officials.
At 11:30 a.m., Governor Chris Gregoire will sign the marriage-equality bill at her Capitol Building office. What a shit show.
This week's short is Drew Christie’s “The Man Who Shot the Man Who Shot Lincoln.” Two simple reasons for posting this film: one, it’s weird in a good way (the scene with the scissors will definitely shock you); two, Christie is receiving national attention (his short “Song of the Spindle” screened at Sundance 2012). In the nutty world of animation, being weird is easy, whereas being weird and interesting is not.
The Man Who Shot The Man Who Shot Lincoln from Drew Christie on Vimeo.
There could be no other reason that Representative Klippert's daughter was horrified at the thought of having two identical Brad Klipperts raising her—each Brad wearing a tie with the American flag and the Statue of Liberty on it, each Brad wearing a black suit jacket over a brown suit jacket, each Brad citing testimony from a 13-year-old girl about the eternal truths to be found in left shoes and right shoes...
Yes, his daughter's horror must have meant that gay marriage shouldn't be legalized.
The Washington State Department of Health has the cause of the "intestinal illness" that broke out at a recent cheerleading competition in Everett: norovirus.
OLYMPIA — Testing at the state Public Health Laboratories confirms that norovirus caused hundreds of illnesses during and after the February 4 state high school cheerleading tournament. Norovirus is typically transmitted person-to-person.
The number of people reporting they suffered vomiting and diarrhea during the event or in the days after is now 229. At least 33 have reported seeking medical care though there have been no overnight hospital admissions. The numbers are expected to grow as state health officials receive answers from surveys that were sent to participants and families.
The Washington State Department of Health is leading the disease investigation, working with local health partners and the Washington Interscholastic Activities Association (WIAA), sponsor of the event in Everett.
As a survivor of a bout or two with norovirus, all I can say is: gross.
Soup & Bread's setup: Local chefs, artists, musicians, and other notables each donate a pot of soup, bakeries donate their bread, you bring cash to make a donation to a worthy cause, and everyone eats. (Seattle native Martha Bayne started S&B in Chicago; now she takes it on the road, and there's also a new cookbook.) Tonight, the soup comes from Sitka & Spruce, Taylor Shellfish, and many more, along with beer from Georgetown Brewing Company (yes!); then there's a show featuring the Coconut Coolouts and Pony Time. All the proceeds go to the Betsy Hansen Cancer Fund, to help out the beloved co-owner of Radar Hair and Records. Soup, bread, Coconuts, and helping—plus you'll "leave bolstered by the positive vibes emanating from your being."
Bring a spoon.
Soup & Bread: The Betsy Hansen Edition, Sunday Feb 12, 6 pm, 2724 1st Ave S, Ste A, 402-4549, all ages, free (suggested donation).

Regent Cafe & Bakery opened yesterday kitty-corner from Artusi (that's the corner bar for Spinasse), where an Online Coffee Company used to be.
The original Redmond location of Regent is such a favorite of software developers that it got mentioned in Valve Software's Portal. The new Capitol Hill branch has brightly lit cases of cakes (green tea mousse!), pastries (chocolate croissant, fruit tarts), and other baked goods, as well as coffee, bubble tea, a full Chinese menu with a sit-down dining area, and a slick bar.
The people there are extremely nice, and I ate a criminally buttery, caramelized-topped sticky-bun-thing that is now going to be calling to me all day, every day. If their chow fun is good, that'll be lunch 19 times a week. And they say they're going to stay open late on the weekends, so yay for that.

Starting today at the Varsity are dueling programs of Oscar-nominated short films: one package featuring the five nominees for Best Animated Short and another featuring the five nominees for Best Live-Action Short.
I just watched the five live-actions, and it was a really wonderful way to spend 90 minutes. Films range from 8 minutes to 30 minutes and from perfectly fine to fucking awesome. Here's the lineup:
*Pentecost (Ireland, 9 mins) Some short films feel like fierce condensations of feature-length subjects, while other feel like cleverly outfitted skits. Pentecost is one of the latter, telling a comic tale of a young Irish altar boy navigating the challenges of Mass, and made Oscar-nomination-worthy by the gorgeous cinematography of Patrick Jordan (who mines all the natural drama of Cathoic ritual).
*Raju (Germany/India, 25 mins) Holy crap this movie is good. It starts with a European couple arriving in Calcutta to adopt a 4-year-old boy, and morphs into a half-dozen scenes of shocking clarity on love and fear and the evil that men do (and ignore). Beautiful acting, ferocious storytelling, Raju sure as hell better win the Oscar. (And if it doesn't, I'm pushing someone you love down stairs.)
*The Shore (Northern Ireland, 30 mins). A sweet, slow slice-of-life story about the reunion of two long-estranged friends in Ireland. The acting is lovely, the story is sweet, but the prolonged Celtic reminiscing plods by.
*Time Freak (USA, 11 mins) Unabashedly a tricked-out skit, Andrew Bowler's Time Freak involves a neurotic young inventor whose successful creation of a time machine has trapped him in a loop of correcting the tiniest imperfections or miscommunications of the past. It's sharp, and Groundhog Day-y, and delightful.
*Tuba Atlantic (Norway, 26 mins) The closest thing Raju has to competition (but not really), Tuba Atlantic is a grimly stylish death parable charting a bitter old man's final days of life. Joining him on his march to the grave is a teenage girl identifying herself as a death angel, here to walk Old Man Bitter through the stages of grief as he leaves the world. It's a nice conceit, applying the stages of grief to the person doing the dying/leaving, and the whole film bristles with gallows humor and lovely imagery. It's nice.
Screening times for Oscar Nominated Shorts are here for Live-Action and here for Animated.
SO MANY!!!!
Holy shit! Look what the sweaty folds of the internet coughed up today—conservatives in Colonial wigs and tracksuits rapping about America:
Bravo, internet. I am speechless.

Description: From the owners of the Dray comes the Yard, the sizably patioed Greenwood lounge. Inside, though, the space is teeny, with wood coating each surface, and the narrow bar and closely arranged tables bringing a thoroughly wedged-in feeling. The effect is something like being entombed in a walnut, but that hasn't stopped the place from being overrun. The crowd's millings are largely congenial, with people watching soccer games on the couple of TVs or dispensing offhand advice: "Just apologize to him," a woman kept saying to her friend. She couldn't stop laughing, and it seemed like not such a big deal.
What else: A strange, old-timey photo decorates the private booth. It may have been a beer ad, the bartender says. It shows a group of rugged but well-dressed men staring out from a deep and woodsy wilderness. They're all so pale-eyed and haunted-looking, and the scene suggests a gallant plunging into disaster—like the Englishman Robert Falcon Scott and his team of explorers, who, as they lay dying in a South Pole blizzard, passed the time by "singing ringing songs of cheer."
As for food and drink specials, expect $1 off wine, rotating drafts for about $4 a pop, and a "great menu of Mexican-inspired small plates, including $5 bacon-wrapped, cheese-stuffed jalapeños, $5 tostadas, and $5 fried tacos dorados."