They wouldn't need all these "sex clubs" in the Puget Sound if the ratio of dudes to chicks
wasn't like 100:3.

Um, John? You might find a better "chick" ratio if you didn't hang out exclusively in gay sex clubs. Also, you should consider the possibility that there is something about your personality that repels females; and I think we both know what that something is. You're a dick. Lastly, girls do not much want to hang around your subsidized sex-offender housing down there in Kent.

Bailo - you could reverse that ratio and you still wouldn't be able to get laid.

Back on topic, do keep in mind this is KOMO we're talking about here. You expected better?

I'm a bad bad man. please stop watching my news show

Dan said ZOMG. Again.

I want to know how to get to this alternate universe Dan mentions, sounds like they got their act together.

Goodness gracious who watches local TV?

isn't this the same station that refused to air the rick steves infomercial advocating for freedom and against the drug war. sounds to me like fisher communications has some deep seated problem with freedom. why do you hate america, komo?!

Federal dollars funding sex clubs? This is exactly the kind of pork Sen. McCain warned us about! It's like a sex club to nowhere.

PORK FOR PORKING

Here's what bugs me about myself.

You know that spokeswoman for Sleep Country USA? Like at first she was kinda, you know, big and mom-ish with a round face and thunder thighs. You know, a nice person, but not someone you get all ga-ga about.

But then, she like Jenny-Craiged herself into this svelte spicy chick...at first like really thin and angular with that kind of been dieting too much reddish skin, but now, just really lean...and she's always talking about mattresses too, so it's kind of a turn on.

Isn't KOMO owned by some Mormon?

And, y'know, Dan Lewis might fuck goats in his backyard.

What complete crap. The Club should get a lawyer and go after KOMO.

How can Dan Lewis sleep at night? Great, hard-hitting journalism on the issues of the day, Dan! Your career is on fire! Why, you're the next Bill Moyers!

a day without john bailo is like a day without moonshine

My letter to KOMO:

Dear Ms. Ginter,

I wanted to thank you for your hard-hitting piece on the "Center for Sex Positive Culture." While the woman who runs the center might be legally correct that it is no different than a private golf club, in truth there is a world of difference between the two. One promotes a healthy activity that's fun to do and good for you, not to mention having universal appeal. The other is just a spot where strange old men can gather to practice a silly hobby while wearing plaid knickers and inappropriate shoes.

Good for you for reporting such a great story.

Yours,

Neuters!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ63ZfSP0…

Um... Non-profits do not keep any money for personal gain, that's what non-profit means.

Soooooo jealous that some of us have awesome sex. . .that reporter chick has never been properly fucked in her life. I'd like to flog some sense into her.

Now that KOMO has memory-holed that story into oblivion (no longer exists on their site, but still on Youtube!), maybe the Stranger should do it's own "Problem Solvers" episode on local news organizations that run bullshit, tawdry, sensationalist stories, get caught with their pants down misrepresenting interviewees and lying about the "problem", and then try to cover their tracks by pretending that it never happened. Kelly O could do wonders with something like that.

Dan Lewis doesn't write that crap, he just says it on television. The producers and reporters write the stuff. KOMO should apologize, at the very least.

Traditionalists should writer strongly worded emails to any organization purveying this kind of filth. We should also send them money.

In this age when a Marxist homosexual is elected POTUS, hard tradionalists like myself are all that is left of the real America.

The follow up radio interview. http://www.komonews.com/opinion/commenta…

Lord Basil:

I totally agree. We should be sending money to CSPC and writing strongly worded emails to KOMO for purveying the kind of filth news as they broadcast.

I am a bit concerned, however, as you seem to have a few facts confused. The President of The United States (POTUS?) is not Marxist, at least not the newly elected one. If he were to enjoy sharing his sexuality with other men, though there is nothing to indicate this, he would be bisexual since he has two beautiful daughters with his lovely wife, Michelle.

As far as hard traditionalists, would those be the same traditionalists that believe it is appropriate to beat their wives with sticks as long as it is no thicker than their thumbs? Ooooo!!! Kinky! The ones that think selling their daughters into marriage is a good thing? AH! Your daughter is a Slave, then! Perhaps it is the ones in the bible who took multiple wives? Polyamory and swinging are now in modern society once again, so you should fit right in. Maybe it was the fact that in biblical times, someone in the Davidic line wasn't considered married until they had a son with that particular wife? Or maybe it was that all marriages weren't considered valid until after the partners had sex? Ah...Yes. Traditional Marriage at it's best.

I can see you will fit right in. Welcome to REAL America.

Not to go completely off topic or anything, but check out this video of a cool barn fire.

Dan, that's a pretty over-the-top reaction to the standard, sensationalist fare we get on local TV during sweeps.

Why the ridiculous outrage?

Dan just shouldn't watch news he doesn't like.

Wow. Marlee Ginter wrote back to me!

Thank you so much for your feedback! It's truly appreciated.

And the chuckle was great - I haven't heard plaid knickers in ages! :)

She sounds nice, though a little sarcasm-impaired.

This is obviously a desperate ploy for ratings, post-election. So sad it comes at the price of truth, or time that could be better spent covering stories like Nickelsville or the impending budget cuts the city and county are about to make.

Dan needs to apologize for his hairdo!

We Hard Traditionalists in the Real America believe strongly in Dan Lewis' right to engage in marital relations with goats in his backyard. That is the kind of constitutional protection our founding fathers fought and died for, and is what makes us Hard Traditionalists today. Just thinking about that Liberty (with goats) makes us Hard Traditionalists right now.

Thanks for setting the record straight . .. uh no I mean... correctly.

Anyway, it's sweeps week and fear of wanton underground sex SELLS. Good to see enough people responded to get the story taken down. Hope the IRS audit won't screw up the club and all their accounting is in order.

I doubt they can sue without proving injurious libel which is tough to do and the publicity for the suit will really shine the light on.

Chris J.

I must let you all know that the reason that Dan was making such comments was that I promised him sexual favors if he helped me get the story out there. He likes it when I anally rape him and then force feed him toast with the santorum smeared on it.