tl;dr

No offense to the other guy who had a long Book Report up recently (I don't remember who it was), but this is how it's done. Excellent work, Elenchos.

Nice.

well written, darling, but just a tad too long, i think. and maybe just a leetle bit lacking in humor? anyway, give baby hector a big kiss and hug from me, sweetie.

Apparently Elenchos never met an adjective he didn't like. Bloated doesn't even begin to describe this.

Tricyclic doesn't know how to read. This review, while long, is extremely light on adjectives.