Heh, heh, heh. Whorehouse.

This is just wonderful...

of heavy johns. you sizist misogynist.

Haha. This is my new favorite example of why you shouldn't rely on spell checkers.

My previous favorite: a student who sent me an e-mail telling me his paper would be late because, and I quote: "my dick got messed up and I couldn't get it to load in the computer lab."

4
I miss dickless Monday.

This would be funny if I was still in 8th grade. But I'm not so it's really not that funny.

6

Christopher is Beavis and Butthead's long lost cousin.

@6: Actually, it is funny. It's not high comedy, it's pretty much Fox sit-com comedy, but it is funny. Put down your Wilde and lighten up!

Obviously, a mastery of the English language isn't one of the job requirements.

6, 7, yes, 8, no. It's funny like America's Funniest Videos is funny: to morons.

In other news: Sebelius HHS sec.
What's up with Gregoire, she's not into going to DC or was she passed over? Strong record w/ Hanford agreement and tobacco company negotiations; plus two terms as Governor of a medium sized state on a coast. One would think this background is better set of qual. for neg. over healthcare...than whatever Sebelius has done. I hear she couldn't even get her leg. to raise tobacco taxes to fund children's healthcare more.

Kansas is a wasteland for Dems at level of president, senate and house races, giving a plum to a Kansan doesn't get you much. And, this is like handing the governorship of Kansas back to the GOP.

Oh wait forget all that politics crap, there's some fart jokes being prepared, hyuk hyuk...

@10 - does posting off-topic rambling about your personal obsession make you feel smart?

Really, PC, or unPC, or whatever you're calling yourself this week - you could have waited 15 minutes and posted this in the Morning News comments.

She's a...

Brick.

Hoowwwse.

Happy to see that some things really are recession-proof.

@6, 10 - You don't get to decide what other people are allowed to think is funny. Ha ha.

this is the best the editor of the Stranger can contribute to slog?

My hope is that whoever eventually gets that job is someone that has been writing in to Eli after they got laid off and he (or she) can write in and fill us in on what exactly that job entails.

That w/b Got "layed " off! Damn, I'm not that "heavy", a girls gotta make a living though... Wait, are they looking for M or F ?