I love Kanye, he's living the dream.

Paul, I hope you've heard of the Malkovich Mediator. It takes practically every text element of a web page and replaces almost every word with a phrase of your choice.

You can easily be an Armchair Dadaist with a few keystrokes and the click of a button.

Paul, revel in your own narcissistic universe RIGHT NOW:

http://lfw.org/jminc/Paul%20Constant/htt…

There's truly nothing like injecting random, unknown javascript code into your web browsing experience!

Paul, Honey, how did you get the banana stuck in your ear? I think you are doing it wrong.

REALLY. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STICK THE BANANA UP YOUR ASS, DUMMY.

I hadn't seen the rant before, but yeah, I still love Kanye. HIS CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!! Though he could have been a little more self-aware and funnier by swapping the final exclamation point with a 1.

Hahahaha, I love it. KANYE DOESN'T HAVE A TWITTER!!!1

@2 - Fuck Paul Constant's. YOU'RE PAUL CONSTANT.

ALL CAPS HURTS MY EYES THEY ARE CURRENTLY BURNING THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN NOTHING BUT ALL CAPS IS ALL CAPS WITH NO PUNCTUATION AND ACTAULY WHATS EVN WERSE IS WHEN PPL USE ALLCAPZ AN THEN CANT SPLL NETHING RITE AND HAVE 2 MAKE WRDS SHRTER CUZ THEIR DUM OR LAY-ZEE I HATE IT WHEN PPL DO THAT ITS LIKE HALF OF Y I DONT READ CRAIGSLIST PERSONAL ADS

I find it fascinating how well we are all trained to hear e yelling voice in our heads when we see capitolized letters. We are evolving.

Thank you for the Bert & Ernie reference.