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Is The Antichrist Gay? And Is He Single?

Dan Savage
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There's also a real strong chance he loves Madonna. I could actually believe that one, though.
Mr. Poe on May 28, 2009 at 4:19 PM Report this
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.....NOT....ENOUGH....GAY....POSTS....

................MUST..

POST..........

ONE..........................................MORE
on May 28, 2009 at 4:22 PM Report this
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Gay, single, good connections and from a well-established family.

Guess I'd have to see a pic, first.
on May 28, 2009 at 4:25 PM Report this
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Not a speedo, Dan. Board shorts. He'll be wearing board shorts.
Balt-O-Matt on May 28, 2009 at 4:26 PM Report this
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man, I went there and got an ad to meet christian singles. I'm STRAIGHT and that sounds like less fun than a gay cruise.
devilsmoke on May 28, 2009 at 4:28 PM Report this
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Superstition always goes down easy.
Vince on May 28, 2009 at 4:31 PM Report this
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If the Antichrist wears a speedo, I just hope he has the body for it.
willendorf on May 28, 2009 at 4:32 PM Report this
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...and be drinking Schmitt's Gay
Billy in 4C on May 28, 2009 at 4:33 PM Report this
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"And when he had opened the fifth seal, I heard the beast say, Come and see. And I beheld (oh, how I beheld), and lo a hot pink Miata; and he that sat in it was called Seth, and apple-tinis followed forth."
pissy mcslogbot on May 28, 2009 at 4:38 PM Report this
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The funniest thing about the whole Sodom and Gommorah story is that Lot offers up his virgin daughters to be raped... cause that's totally the Christian thing to do.
michaelf on May 28, 2009 at 5:18 PM Report this
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This is just their way of setting up for the amazingly charismatic first gay president in 20XX so they can point at him and say, "WE ALL KNEW HE WAS GONNA BE A GAY!"
monkey on May 28, 2009 at 5:23 PM Report this
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9 FTW
memorex on May 28, 2009 at 5:29 PM Report this
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i'm the antichrist...no i'm the antichrist... no no I'M the antichrist..
reverend dr dj riz on May 28, 2009 at 6:06 PM Report this
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In the minds of so many Christians their jerk of a God views the worst people as gay guys, not rapists, pederasts or serial killers, but a gay guys. Maybe their God is really the Devil and "Satan" is really the good guy who got pushed into hell because he did not like the way God was stinking up heaven with his fat slobby ass.
curtisp on May 28, 2009 at 6:09 PM Report this
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Banner ads know no masters.
Urgutha Forka on May 28, 2009 at 6:12 PM Report this
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@ Curtisp,

Lucifer was an angel or Anointed Cherub who was created perfect (Ezekiel 28:15). Depending on your source he was cast out of Heaven when refused to bow before Adam because he knew humans were inferior or he was cast out because he thought he could do a better job of running thing than God. If I believed in God, which I don't, I would believe almost anyone could do a better job of running the world than God, because seriously, he is one suck-ass administrator.

"How you are fallen from heaven, O Day Star, son of Dawn! How art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!" (Isaiah 14:12-15)
yucca flower on May 28, 2009 at 6:45 PM Report this
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The sign of the beast is 666 not 69.
kinaidos on May 28, 2009 at 7:03 PM Report this
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If the Antichrist is going to be a homo, then let's legalize gay marriage already. That way we can take away people's religious freedom, teach schoolchildren that being gay is natural, and pretty soon everybody will be a homo.

That just increases our chances of bringing about the gay Antichrist, the end times and seeing Jesus again. Yay Jesus! Yay gays!
Luke on May 28, 2009 at 7:03 PM Report this
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Not so strangely, Paul's description of the antichrist more closely resembles Hamman himself, what with all the "sitting in the temple... opposing himself against anything... claiming divine authority". Also, it's fun to play truncation!

As I understand it, the antichrist is most often referred to as more of a Biblical concept than a particular character. But if were talking about the Devil himself, I'd figure the guy for straight, married, and probably living in Milpitas.
Dougsf on May 28, 2009 at 7:03 PM Report this
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we're
Dougsf on May 28, 2009 at 7:05 PM Report this
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The AntiChrist wears a Speedo? He must be French!
RainMan on May 28, 2009 at 9:46 PM Report this
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@10 You're only reading half of the story. After the fall of S & G Lot and the girls hide out in the mountains. The girls despair of finding husbands so they get dad drunk and then rape him. The whole story is about rape and the people who read it to be about loving, homosexual relationships are really sick.
on May 29, 2009 at 2:22 AM Report this
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More slander of Sarah Palin and her family, in spite of the fact that the grossly incompetent Barack Hussein Obama won.

You libs are pretty terrified of her, aren't you, and you should be. Because Sarahcudda will demolish Obama in '12 like Reagan did Carter in 1980.

Hopefully there won't be any terrorist attacks or anti-socialized medicine uprisings before then, but given how well the tea party patriots are organized at the grass roots level, and given how well armed they are, don't be surprised if you see any mass secessions before then.
Lord Basil on May 29, 2009 at 3:03 AM Report this
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Objection, Lord Basil. Relevance?

"...but given how well the tea party patriots are organized at the grass roots level, and given how well armed they are, don't be surprised if you see any mass secessions before then."

Haha. Jesus.
Manos on May 29, 2009 at 10:13 AM Report this
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The Antichrist will have to be fabulous to seduce the world. Don't know if there's a straight dude who could do that.
on May 29, 2009 at 11:22 AM Report this
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The Antichrist will have to be fabulous to seduce the world. Don't know if there's a straight dude who could do that.
on May 29, 2009 at 11:22 AM Report this
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The Antichrist will have to be fabulous to seduce the world. Don't know if there's a straight dude who could do that.
on May 29, 2009 at 11:22 AM Report this
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judging by the photo, there's also a 2 outta 3 chance he'll be hot and well groomed! Damn! Maybe I can be his 'fruitfly'? lol
punkmama828 on May 30, 2009 at 2:25 PM Report this
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When I went on a gay cruise, I got lunch one day behind a guy who thought it was cool to wear his thong in the buffet line. He was pushing 50 - probably too old to be the antichrist.
DJSauvage on June 2, 2009 at 3:19 PM Report this

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