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"This is what the bear probably looked like. Except real."

Jonah Spangenthal-Lee
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HAHAHAHAHA
spoiler alert on August 26, 2009 at 2:53 PM Report this
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Holy christ, I thought that was a Mr. Show sketch or something by the end. Is this what passes for journalism these days?
Critical on August 26, 2009 at 2:54 PM Report this
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oh my god, it only gets better too.. the shot of the "bear" "running" through the woods (and climbing the tree) is priceless.
jw36 on August 26, 2009 at 2:54 PM Report this
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Someone should take the audio and put it on top of a video of not-animal-bears-but-gay-hairy-guy-bears like they did with the audio from that Anderson Cooper 360 clip about the sun bear cubs.

"Oh look, he's falling asleep!"
Baconcat on August 26, 2009 at 2:54 PM Report this
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The sad thing is, most Fox News watchers now totally think that was a real bear.
Cracker Jack on August 26, 2009 at 2:57 PM Report this
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oh my god, the bunny head!
boxofbirds on August 26, 2009 at 3:12 PM Report this
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Holy crap. This thing is brilliant. What happened to that reporter? Is he still working there? Because that is a man who is having fun with his job.

And the way he says everything completely seriously... this guy needs to be on the Daily Show. There's no way he's not in on the joke.
Andrew Cole on August 26, 2009 at 3:13 PM Report this
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See that "Added June 10, 2009" on the YouTube sidebar? That's when everyone else saw this.
on August 26, 2009 at 3:14 PM Report this
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@8— ohmygod. I'm so sorry. How embarrassing. I'll take this post down immediately. I hope I didn't waste any of the time you were spending doing fucking nothing with your life.
Jonah Spangenthal-Lee on August 26, 2009 at 3:22 PM Report this
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@9: Mrow!
Baconcat on August 26, 2009 at 3:32 PM Report this
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@9 fierce
Mantooth on August 26, 2009 at 3:33 PM Report this
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ROFLCOPTER!
kid icarus on August 26, 2009 at 3:34 PM Report this
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No speakers on this computer so I saw video without audio but this was ADORABLE! News!
Regina on August 26, 2009 at 3:39 PM Report this
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@everybody: woo hoo! now that's news! I want to see Tom Costello reenacting penguins next.
Beetlecat on August 26, 2009 at 3:43 PM Report this
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"Book 'em Lou. One count of being a bear. And one count of being an accessory to being a bear."
your name is here on August 26, 2009 at 4:00 PM Report this
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"It was an adrenaline rush, and I think maybe you can only take one of those a year."

What a sad way to live your life.
Lilting Missive on August 26, 2009 at 4:17 PM Report this
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This is the inevitable outcome of Jon Stewart being named America's best newsman.
K on August 26, 2009 at 4:18 PM Report this
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@8: Ouch, son. You need some aloe vera for that SICK BURN!
Original Monique on August 26, 2009 at 4:25 PM Report this
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@7: Funny, I thought this looked exactly how like how a Daily Show parody of a local newscast about a bear sighting would look.
Lee on August 26, 2009 at 5:56 PM Report this
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if we are counting down to the time when real news and the Onion become one and the same, we are in the eleventh hour folks.
runswithnailclippers on August 26, 2009 at 6:53 PM Report this
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HOLY SHIT
i'm pro-science and i vote on August 27, 2009 at 12:40 AM Report this
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@7: Agreed. He knows what he's doing.

@8: Wow. Be more Comic Book Guy.
NinjaJohnson on August 27, 2009 at 9:40 AM Report this

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