Blogs Sep 16, 2009 at 12:57 pm

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1
Is it true that Hill's "groin injury" is really a third degree burn to the scrotum sustained when a glowing bud dropped out of his bowl while he was stopped at the intersection of 1st and Yesler?
2
I want to know whether "significant" modifies "groin" or "injury". I suspect the former.
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is this the sport where obese men run for five seconds, then they stop the clock and go to commercial?
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Am watching possibly one of the greatest soccer matches I've ever witnessed, Vélez versus Boca. I don't speak Spanish, but the midfield ad says "Copa Nissan Sudamericana." The most aggressive, artistic, capable game, plus there are 100's of ugly boys and three beautiful ones. It's at halftime now.

P.S. The field is knee deep in toilet paper, though none is on fire. Gestapo-like police in full kit, some of which I'm told were asked at one point to clean up toilet paper.

P.P.S.: A friend says we don't sing and throw toilet paper at baseball, basketball and U.S. football matches because the television rights are overly protected and the fans are dehumanized.
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Yeah, it's better because if they had both of them available and could use Herring in pass situations and Hill in runs, it would be too many choices for the coaches and too confusing. This is such an improvement. Get your top notch sports analysis on the fucking Slog. Stick to anal sex and lame movie reviews.

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