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baconpussy on October 9, 2009 at 10:42 PM

Had more fun and sex at Bellevue High Prom night .... oh, well.

on October 9, 2009 at 10:54 PM

I'm not naming names, but I recognized one of my neighbors.

Jessica on October 10, 2009 at 12:22 AM

Hey Dan, I'm really curious about the vids that missed the cut. Without violating anyone's privacy, care to reveal in general terms why some submissions didn't make it? Poor quality, repetitive, not hot, too much like xtube fare? What percentage made the cut?

ohthetrees on October 10, 2009 at 1:36 AM

I recognized somebody from pre-school.

That being said, who doesn't love a good nude Single Ladies?

no8do on October 10, 2009 at 2:12 AM

The dirty water/piss/dirty hand one was absolutely stunning. Not erotic for me but a staggering piece of cinema. Seriously. And I never want to see a cigarillo in my life ever again.

milleribsen on October 10, 2009 at 2:25 AM

So I went to all this bother to donate my old LDS (Mormon) garments, a remnant of my past life as a conservative closet case... and the guy I donated them to for his film went with jockstraps instead. WTF? I should've kept them to myself and just have my BF spooge on them or something.

KingofQueenAnne on October 10, 2009 at 8:11 AM

anyone else think the only person really excited about this is Mr. Savage?

on October 10, 2009 at 8:21 AM

HUMP is for folks with arrested-development stuck in their adolescence that will never be sexually fulfilled in a loving relationship with a partner or spouse.

raindrop on October 10, 2009 at 8:46 AM

@9:
Why can't you enjoy HUMP & be "sexually fullfilled in a loving relationship with a partner or spouse?"

Are the two mutually exclusive??

Keekee on October 10, 2009 at 8:52 AM

@10: Yes indeed, they are.

But we're human after all - so it's incredibly hard not to watch. Porn has a nasty side affect in it can always upstage the current situation - like intimacy.

raindrop on October 10, 2009 at 9:07 AM

@9, I'm married, been with my wife for 15 years (high school sweethearts), and have a baby on the way. As I lie in bed typing this, cuddling with my wife, with whom I have a wonderfully fulfilling relationship, I can report that you are dead wrong.

I would suggest that you have a fear of open communication and sexual expression. My guess is that you prefer your partner(s) repressed and scared of sexuality. I also guess that given your narrow, judgemenal attitude, that your partner (presuming you have managed to attract one) knows better than to be honest and open with you on the topic of sex, lest they be judged. Enjoy your life of repression and narrowmindedness!

ohthetrees on October 10, 2009 at 9:09 AM

You can lie in bed cuddling with your wife and comment on slog at the same time? You should make a film next year about your special talent and very understanding wife.

seattlebikeguy on October 10, 2009 at 9:20 AM

@12: It's not a matter of being narrow minded or being repressed, it's a matter of behaving in a way to make oneself as fulfilling as possible to your partner. It's about showing respect. If you're able to do that with porn in the picture, then goodie for you.

raindrop on October 10, 2009 at 9:25 AM

People, fer fuck's sake.

It was awesome, as always. I do feel a bit concerned for the girl with the apparently hook-shaped colon, however. That's not normal. Not at all.

Violet_DaGrinder on October 10, 2009 at 9:28 AM

I'm in a loving relationship and will be seeing HUMP with my partner this afternoon.

I'll update you on whether or not it tears us asunder.

Of course, we survived last years HUMP...

Arsenic7 on October 10, 2009 at 9:28 AM

@14

A couple years back, I took my middle-aged gold-star-lesbian girlfriend to Hump. She had NEVER EVER SEEN PORN, if you can believe such a thing. Had never seen an erect cock. She thought porn was supposed to be offensive and degrading to women and all of that, and avoided it. I told her, hey, come to Hump, see a bunch of people who mostly seem to adore each other, making sexeh movies in a spirit of fun, and see if you're offended. She wasn't offended. She was DELIGHTED. And aroused. And her pussy tasted just as good after watching porn together as it had before, and that night she slept snuggled just as tightly against me as she usually did. Happily ever after, the end, dude, whatever.

Violet_DaGrinder on October 10, 2009 at 9:34 AM

@6 "Incubus" was my favorite, too. I was enthralled with every second of that short. I thought the woman was ejaculating, tho'.

on October 10, 2009 at 9:35 AM

@13 the joy of the iPhone

@14 thank you for recognizing that some people can have a good relationship, and enjoy porn.

ohthetrees on October 10, 2009 at 9:40 AM

you're repressed, no YOU'RE repressed!

Keyboard Gat on October 10, 2009 at 9:44 AM

HELP HELP I'M BEING REPRESSED

Shini on October 10, 2009 at 10:49 AM

Beyond gay & Larry king were hilarious. Loved both of the 1950s spoofs as well. Kudos to the brave couple on the trolley. Why oh why couldn't that old guy just tell her the password?! The whisk, well, just wow.

Sadly there was nothing that turned my wife on - if someone could make a flick with closeup pussy licking next year, I'd be much obliged.

seandr on October 10, 2009 at 10:56 AM

I wanted to yell out either "leave him alone, he's just an old man!" or "just give her the password!"

Lacking Creativity on October 10, 2009 at 11:13 AM

My loving partner or spouse and I enjoyed it, despite the grave threat to the intimacy of our 20-year sexually fulfilling and loving relationship.

A lot of funny stuff, but there were only a couple moments that I actually found erotic. I mostly enjoyed hearing the reactions of the audience - gasping and groaning at the pain, cheering on the SLUT couple, "Tell her the password!", and a few quiet "whoah"s when the guy came in the Larry King video.

on October 10, 2009 at 11:35 AM

Also, that hook thing looked really dangerous. One could die from a perforated colon, no?

on October 10, 2009 at 11:37 AM

my husband and i have been to HUMP three years in a row now and had an awesome time as usual. i noticed that this year there was a lot less anonymity and a lot more hardcore fucking than in the past. i feel like there used to be a lot more without closeup genital shots and whatnot. not that i'm complaining, mind you, just an observation.

that hook... uuuurrrggggghhhhhhhh! that woman has an amazing capacity for relaxation. also, i'll never whisk again.

ingopixel on October 10, 2009 at 12:44 PM

$20 WHAT A FUCKING DEAL!

RAKE IN THE BIGS MR MONEYBAGS SAVAGE.

GOTTA PAY FOR YOUR KIDS BRACES SOMEHOW EH

on October 10, 2009 at 1:11 PM

28 is a whiny pissy loser.

on October 10, 2009 at 2:06 PM

My boyfriend and I still fuck like bunnies, and we've never really looked at porn in the past year or so, yet we make a point of going to HUMP! every year. Somehow the Earth hasn't crashed into the sun and we're still together and we're happier than ever.

So suck on that, Raindrop.

KingofQueenAnne on October 10, 2009 at 2:51 PM

I will forever smile when I see the real single ladies video. I hope the SLUT couple wins one of the categories, just becasue I feel like they deserve it the most! I was turned on by the good book, do I have something wrong with me :) ??

Youngswap on October 10, 2009 at 2:52 PM

Hump was amazing! It is so great to see the creativity and enthusiasm for fucking that exists in Seattle. (and Portland!) Although, someone vomited during the showing I went to... and I am really curious to know what video triggered it.

on October 10, 2009 at 3:16 PM

You know it's PC porn when the women are so fugly...seriously haven't seen that many hairy, unattractive, bad skinned women since I was in Olympia.

on October 10, 2009 at 4:09 PM

I'd like to go to HUMP, however I have friends who submitted a film that was rejected and the ticket prices are too expensive for my unemployed self.

I guess it's a hint.

veo_ on October 10, 2009 at 4:14 PM

Best Hump Ever! Really well done. The quality of the porn has greatly improved. Something for everyone. We've gone four years in a row and we really enjoyed it! Great job you perverts!

Suz on October 10, 2009 at 4:22 PM

Repressed people are hypocrites. Repressed people can't stand the idea of sexual liberation because that means sex isn't dirty. In their kinky minds dirty, dirty sex is soooo much more hot than the boring, plain pilgrim sex most normal people have. If they accept sex is just a natural human act it takes all the fun out of their kink. All those dirty, nasty things they accuse us uncouth, dirty sluts of doing they love. Srsly, how many times is it that an open, honest out person winds up suffocated in a gas mask and wet suit with a jumbo-sized sex toy stuffed up their buns after snorting cocaine off a panda-suited, under-aged hooker's bum? Never. It's always some "Good" Christian, Married, Family-Values type person who loudly and vehemently denegrates the sexually liberated in one breath and then gets caught sucking cock in the public park or public toilet.

p.s. If you didn't make it to HUMP and are curious to know what they do with anal hooks and consider searching for it on X-tube, JUST DON'T!!! because I just did and that's not something you can un-see.

yucca flower on October 10, 2009 at 4:50 PM

@36 IAWTC

you watched it, you can't un-watch it!

ingopixel on October 10, 2009 at 5:57 PM

some were great (larry king, SLUT riders) and some were so-so but really, how many other cities are doing this smut parade?

HUMP is really fun but do tell, where the fuck does all of the money go?

on October 10, 2009 at 9:24 PM

@27

I forgot about the whisk! :D

I actually liked the part where they were pulling the whisk out. I thought that looked very cool.

Violet_DaGrinder on October 10, 2009 at 9:32 PM

Have I mentioned that "Incubus" was beautiful?

It was beautiful.

Violet_DaGrinder on October 10, 2009 at 9:36 PM

I laughed. I cried. It was better than Cats.

Seriously, I think I enjoyed myself a bit more last year. The writing, editing and delivery this year could have been a bit crisper.

Highlights for me was the Single Ladies song -- Waxy Moon was in the audience with us and the boy can move -- but I wish the camera work was as good the dancing. The Beyond Gay couple. The reaction shots of Larry King. The bike dykes. Both couch/sofa features. The Dow plastics ladies.

I agree Incubus was the most compelling and artful cinema, but as it was neither funny nor arousing, I can't imagine it winning money.

I could have done without the torture short (get me an AG opinion -- stat), the anal hook and the whisk up the cooch. Yikes! And the virtual realty one would have been cool in 1987, but seemed really trite now.

on October 10, 2009 at 9:39 PM

I wish there had been more than just two categories to vote on, because "funniest" and "sexiest" didn't begin to cover the range of quality and creativity displayed by this year's entries. I gave my vote to "Beyond Gay" and the one with the punk priest-and-nun respectively, but would also have liked to have given Incubus an "artsiest", those two SLUT kids a "gustiest" (nice touch, the "Risky Business" homage BTW), and the anal-hookee a "creepiest", because, well, guess you had to be there.

And you know what? Even with those additional categories there would have been some stiff - ahem! - competition for each one.

Seriosly, some of you HUMP'ers - on both sides of the camera - should consider doing this for a living. If the response from my audience was a typical one, you could be making real bank by creating more of this.

COMTE on October 10, 2009 at 9:43 PM

@42 "Seriosly, some of you HUMP'ers ... should consider doing this for a living"

Given the excellent quality of some of the films in the last 3 years, I assumed many HUMP entries are from film students or experienced amateur film makers trying to go pro.

seandr on October 10, 2009 at 10:21 PM

Incubus got my sexy vote. The level of craft in that one was undeniable. The funny vote was really tough. Citizen Kame, I'm Hard (hip hop collage), & E.T. all made me laugh until I cried.

Get Real on October 10, 2009 at 11:34 PM

The anal hooks short was too much. "The password" was the breeder equivalent of "Fun with Candy" from Hump 3. In other words, the audience was twinging and gasping especially when the cigar was used on him.

Beyond Gay and "How to please your husband" were fucking hilarious. "Read my lips" was incredible. It's not everyday you see a sexy nerdy black woman having her way with a hung nerdy white boy.

apres_moi on October 11, 2009 at 1:44 AM

Incubus looked too professionally done. I mean it was probably done by film students who know how to use a digital video camera and final cut pro to their advantage. Great concept, but it's someone I'd expect to see as a film short for a Gay & Lesbian film festival.

apres_moi on October 11, 2009 at 1:47 AM

@ 36 thank you, I almost searched. I shall have to remain in ignorance when it comes to rectal hooks.

NumberOne on October 11, 2009 at 7:05 AM

@28 and @38: They give out two $2000 first prizes, plus two $500 second prizes and two $250 third prizes. So that's $5500 dollars right there, plus renting a theater for two days straight can't come cheap- Not to mention renting the theater(s) for the Portland HUMP screening as well.

UNPAID COMMENTER on October 11, 2009 at 2:10 PM

Isn't this a thread for people who saw the show and want to talk about it? Stop judging people for liking porno and making wild baseless assumptions about their relationships. You are not better than us so just shut the fuck up.

Overall it was a great show this year with a little something, and a little too much, for everyone. I think HUMP should be expanded next year, because I saw some great vids that didnt make it in. Just sayin'.

Also, I've just gotten the green light to make ET3 which involves anal hooks and Larry King.

pasteyboy on October 11, 2009 at 2:21 PM

Your film was great, Pastey. Job well done.

Arsenic7 on October 11, 2009 at 2:32 PM

This was the wife's and my fourth HUMP! in a row and by far my favorite. This year had the greatest variety and diversity while still holding onto the amateur ethos of real people making porn and porno-esque film shorts. I've got to say that the addition of the Portland entries seemed to take the level up a notch. Also, hands down the homos outshined the heteros with a solid mix of truly interesting, funny and sexy boy-on-boy and girl-on-girl action. There was some good hetero stuff, don't get me wrong, but seriously fellow breeders. We need to bring it next year! It was really hard to vote for just two winners. After the Saturday night showing, eight of us who had attended hit the Canterbury and discussed the porn show. We all had different opinions of which film was the funniest, but surprising enough, we all voted for Cyclust as the sexiest (even the 4 gay boys in attendance). Bravo! real-life lesbians! Bravo. To the 1950s modern house-wives film, I must say I was shocked that I had never had this fantasy before! What's wrong with me? So hot! And cute! The cute level was off the charts this year. So many cute, real naked people. One of the beauties of HUMP! is the sweetness that somehow coincides with the porn (Cyclust, Dance Belt, Boys Beware, Sex 102 and more). And how the people involved represent different body types and shapes. Oh, and believe it or not, not everybody was white this year. Hooray! and thank you! And let's not forget the hilarity that ensued. I swear to baby Jesus that I have never laughed so hard while out at the movies. The laughter was so loud and pervasive at times that it occasionally drowned out the sound and made us miss other witty goings on. Sure, the cringe factor was intense this year (I'm just so glad he didn't TWIST the whisk!), but I respect the kinksters for their dangerous play and willingness to share their versions of sexuality with the rest of us (not that I'll be asking to have a cigarette put out on the top of my penis any time soon). A testament to how good the festival was this year, after we got home the little lady instigated our own sexy-time. A post-HUMP! first!

on October 11, 2009 at 4:37 PM

What really sucked was having had a great time at Hump and knowing I'd never see the same entries ever again. Some of them get stuck in my head and I really want to see them a second time. Citizen Came was hilarious. I've never thought of fucking a sandpussy. Or humping all the statues in Portland while wearing a bearhead (yiff?). Awesome. Beyond Gay was great--I hope that shows up on teh internets sometime. Cyclust was so cute, sweet, and hot at the same time; I really want to watch that one again. Another successful HUMP!

grayvie on October 11, 2009 at 9:41 PM

Mad props to the Trolley Tryst couple for actually filming that video on the SLUT. Even though you guys probably got banned for life, that was amazing.

Greg on October 11, 2009 at 9:51 PM

@28, 38 and 48

I think HUMP! partially funds the Genius Awards as well.

clint on October 11, 2009 at 10:15 PM

idea for next year: besides the visual cues (applets, pink slip) that let us know they made the film for us, you should ask filmmakers to add something to the soundtrack like showtunes, Dylan tunes, or something tp keep the cheesy porno music away.

also, no more shoes in bed, guys or gals.

this year was very good. thumbs up.

did Booker Hoss submit a film and finally get rejected? If so, THANK YOU.

Hegemony Cricket on October 11, 2009 at 11:23 PM

@53 did you notice the absence of a sequel to Douche: Dry & Sandy...cause one got made...just sayin

on October 12, 2009 at 10:32 AM

Watch the post-viewing interview reel here:
http://bit.ly/EAdbI

Kelly O on October 12, 2009 at 11:05 AM

I'd have to say that overall, there was a lot of great laugh moments that you will never see from a professionally produced porno or raunchy comedy. There were a few in there that I couldn't keep my eyes fixed on (though I had to watch out of curiosity for a moment), and that I just couldn't really understand the appeal of it, it just doesn't translate to me. But it's also great that the people who made those got to make their movie and have a place for it. I don't think they expect that everyone in the audience will love it or even be able to watch it.

I also found that some of the funniest ones were also some of the hottest ones. "How To Please Your Man"? DANG.

Beyond Gay was great, too. Probably my favorite overall, even though it was probably the most PG of the bunch.

LineFace76 on October 12, 2009 at 3:12 PM

Inga Ingenue and Polly Wood as 50's housewives? I am tickled pink!

okayokay on October 12, 2009 at 3:13 PM

And oh yeah...I forgot the actual title, but the Sex Moves one was great because, though it was perhaps not the funniest, it was really, really, funny, very fun-spirited, it was a little gross, but it was all silly, fun, slapstick gross, and it was the ONLY film that had both gay and straight couples in it, and having sex (or at least faux sex that takes just about as much guts as the real thing) in the same room, same shot.

LineFace76 on October 12, 2009 at 3:28 PM

My 2 cents. I've got the Guide To Hump next to me. Everyone's a critic. I'm a straight male critic so be warned :)

Dance Belt:
I think I walked in late because I arrived halfway through Citizen Came. I don't even know what a dance belt is and the lack of them in this video has me curious...

Citizen Came:
Funny, original and daring. Didn't expect to see or anticipate seeing a documentary style porn...but the title had me expecting a spoof appropriate of the title (didn't have the Guide before going to the premiere).

Full Swap:
Got old after a the first minute or two. Expecting something to happen at the end and then... Great for voyeur's who love timelapses I guess?

Boys Beware:
Did they take audio from a 50's child predator educational film or did they do that themselves? Either way, great find and editing, or whoever's voice that is has it made for the 50's education market. Being straight and trying to be polite in not holding my hands over my eyes during the cumshot, this was fairly well done and got the point across. Definitely a cool way to go from educational video to porn. Loved some of the audio voice over's edited in during the porn sequence.

Read My Lips:
Didn't quite get this one...I do know how to read, just not my thing. Love Powell's though!

I'm Hard:
Great song but the laughter in the audience drowned out probably some really great lyrics. Had me wishing it was a real penis rapping with a face composited onto it and maybe getting love from some groupies? Anyone else?

The Good Book:
Liked the religious theme. Seemed to drag on though, one of the one's that could have earned more points in my book if they didn't stretch to fill the entire 5 minutes.

How To Please Your Man:
I thought this was definately hot and funny at the same time. But I am partial to blowjob videos, don't know why, just am. The commercials at the front and back of it earned it extra points in my book (Penis-On haha). Got my vote for funniest but it took me a minute to find it on the ballot cause in my head I just kept thinking "Larry King". Hopefully it won't succumb because of a Supreme Court halt on a Florida Recount.

Beyond Gay:
Funny dialogue, very PG overall though. Dialogue probably could've been on a late night sitcom. Great writing or improv whichever it was. I say 2nd place for funniest.

Incubus:
Very artsy but unfortunately being surrounded by all this funny business, as I was watching it, the whole time I'm expecting something funny to happen. Maybe the room was going to fill up with the "fluid"? Would have had more impact if other videos would have been along similar lines, kind of the luck of the draw I guess. Definitely understandable if this one wins hottest.

Dumpster Humpster:
Umm, this one was a little off the wall but I guess if you're into gay sex, strange locations and mining headlights it probably got your vote for hottest maybe?

Sex Moves 102:
Funny to see these "moves" we've heard jokes about acted out on screen.

Violet Uprising:
Just seemed weird to me. But if you're into puppets maybe you'd have liked it. I'm a fan of stop-motion animation but this still seemed odd.

Maximum Overload:
Cool concept with the whole alternate reality criss-crossing reality with a dash of porn. Cool vintage looking visual effects. With a little more effort this one could have been the hottest.

Trolley Tryst:
Wow they really are doing it on the Trolley. How many different rides did this take? Multiple cameras? No cumshot because they got caught? Too bad. Hats off to the daringness of it all.

Guess Who's Cumming To Dinner:
Cliche gay porn, but hey it was the only of it's kind in the festival. Nothing wrong with cliche or gay, just didn't hold my attention.

The Password:
Hurt to watch. Understandable if some people voted for this for the hottest but if it actually wins the hottest then I think Seattle has a very large disturbed sexual community.

The Modern Housewife:
This got my vote for the hottest. Mainly because of the ladies involved, very sexy. Of course 50's sexy and black and white always gets me.

I Went To A Party And Had A Dream:
Dragged on but in the end was worth it with the squirter shot.

Our Ruinous Love:
What drawer to they keep all that stuff in? Strange what your neighbors might be doing. Kind of like "The Password", some might think it hot, but if it wins hottest I will be concerned.

Fuck:
Funny exaggerated Mexican accents are always funny to me. Started out great giving me high hopes. Should have gone farther though. Was a good idea with a disappointing final product.

Cyclust:
Again the gay stuff ain't my bag but this was very cool and definitely exuded the mood. Went good with the music and could very well win hottest.

ET2:
Very funny but would've been way cooler as live action (and quite a challenge). Can't you get that ET suit on eBay or something? ET and the girl from Larry King could compete for the deep throating award (if there was one). This has a good chance of winning funniest, but partly because it was the finale of the show.

I'd love to hear what others thought about each of the videos. Most of the talk on here so far is the shock factor of that anal hook business and the anti-porn weirdos pushing they're beliefs to the wrong audience.

on October 12, 2009 at 4:58 PM

#53 hey okayokay! Aren't you not supposed to out people? This is Polly Wood, and I totally don't care (I've been pretty loud and proud about it, in fact), but I'm just saying: part of it is anonymity to the outside world unless the participants want to announce themselves.
xo

Miss_PW on October 12, 2009 at 6:58 PM

#62 on #53...I'm confused, did you quote the wrong #? Anyways who was Polly Wood, the brunette or blonde? This is John, Larry King's "Floor Director". Great batch of vids this year I thought! Ideas are already churning for next year.

Cycle on October 12, 2009 at 8:49 PM

#63: I totally hope you guys take funniest. That was amazing!

#62: Didn't you two have your names in the credits?

on October 12, 2009 at 10:54 PM

div: Yes, our names are in the credits. However, only people who attended the festival would have seen that. The point is you are anonymous to the outside world, and this thread is visible to the public... not just HUMP! attendees. But I do need to clarify, I am not personally upset, I am just trying to make a point. There may not be people who do not want to be outed and we should respect that. And I found out that okayokay is my girlfriend, so whatever. :)

Ps cycle, I am the brunette.

Miss_PW on October 12, 2009 at 11:24 PM

Who were the winners?

Species on October 13, 2009 at 5:30 AM

Hey Hump directors... If you are interested in doing an encore screening of your film in Seattle next June, Seattle's True Independent Film Festival (STIFF) has just opened their call for submissions and I happen to know that they would love to program your film if you wanted to show it again. It is free to submit. www.trueindependent.org for details.

clint on October 13, 2009 at 8:40 AM

"Incubus" was beautiful, "Cyclust" was adorable, "Beyond Gay" was hilarious, and I want to have the guts of the "Trolley Tryst" pair. I think it was an excellent year for Hump!

girlstyle on October 13, 2009 at 8:58 AM

Species, I think that we have to wait until it is screened in PDX. Am I wrong about that, anyone?

okayokay on October 13, 2009 at 11:29 AM

@56: Yeah, I thought about that, and I figured it didn't make the cut. Sad. But that doesn't prevent the makers from hosting their own viewing, does it?

Greg on October 13, 2009 at 10:29 PM

I never ever ever thought that I would watch porn in a theater... with my friends... while wearing a black cocktail dress and cascading pink beaded earrings. At first, I was quite worried that someone from my family would find out about it and become disgusted with me and call me a pervert. But this experience helped me realize what a fancy grown-up lady I've become! Independent of familial expectations that are oppressive and controlling. I felt so liberated that I came close to telling them about it and announcing that I'm a sexual being. But there's power in my secret. In fact, I want to make one for next year. So, thank you to all of the brave and beautiful people who entered their films, and thank you everyone who put it on.

ClaClaClaudius on October 18, 2009 at 12:42 AM

Does anyone remember/know the name of the director of "Incubus" or the piece of music playing during it? Not erotic (for me personally) but absolutely breathtaking in coolness. I loved "Cyclust" as well. I wrote "best directed" on the ballot and added a 1 by Incubus and 2 by Cyclust... I realize that's not a category, but maybe if there's enough support for it, we can get it added for next year. Who's with me?

ChlorophyllLover on October 20, 2009 at 8:35 AM

When do they announce the winners?

on October 26, 2009 at 3:59 PM

At the PDX showing they said that Wednesday in the paper.

bigdaddyj73 on October 26, 2009 at 6:08 PM

Which one was Incubus again? My favs were Citizen Came and How to Please your Man!! Can someone remind me what Incubus was about??? Thanks

littlewolfnBeast on October 26, 2009 at 6:32 PM

Incubus was the one with the girl in the dirty room letting a partially unseen "being" take advantage of her :)

on October 27, 2009 at 3:06 AM

@72

pizzanfunk.com/incubus.html

on October 28, 2009 at 12:21 AM

Thank you...does anyone know if this was the same Incubus shown in Hump in Portland? This doesn't look familiar to me at all.

littlewolfnBeast on October 28, 2009 at 7:27 AM

Looks like they re-edited it for Hump. The full version on the pizzanfunk site is 10 minutes long.

on October 28, 2009 at 11:40 AM

Well the results are in, what does everybody think?

FUNNIEST
1st place: "Beyond Gay"
2nd place: "How To Please Your Man"
3rd place: "Dance Belt"

SEXIEST
1st place: "Modern Housewife"
2nd place: "Cyclelust"
3rd place: "Trolley Tryst"

Personally I thought "How To Please Your Man" was funnier than "Beyond Gay" and even if torn between the two on the funny meter I think Beyond Gay was way to PG-13 for an amatuer porn festival. The showing I went to the crowd was rolling during "How To Please" and just chuckling during "Beyond". And "Dance Belt"? I thought for sure "Citizen Came" had it over that, actually I thought most would have it over "Dance Belt"...maybe I just didn't get that one. Anybody else notice the cameraman in the mirror? Was he naked too?
I thought "Cyclelust" was going to win Sexiest, mainly because it was the only that didn't seem to be going for the Funniest category, aside from "Incubus" but that I thought was too creepy and abstract to win Sexiest. "Modern Housewife" did have some good girl-on-girl action. The submissions that made it to the festival this year just didn't offer much up for Sexiest I thought so it was a tough choice on the ballot and most likely a case of process of elimination. "Trolley Tryst" I'm sure would have gotten 1st place if they hadn't gotten caught giving them more time to get down into it real good.
Can't wait 'til Hump! 6!!!!

on October 28, 2009 at 2:51 PM

Yes, the man filming in the mirror WAS naked, too! LMAO!

littlewolfnBeast on October 28, 2009 at 5:08 PM

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