News Oct 30, 2009 at 7:38 am

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1
I'm not surprised that Dow and The Cunt have their transition teams in place. I mean they take over at the end of November if I remember correctly.
2
Actually, that's five Dems and two 'pubs being investigated.
3
re: Dr. Regina Benjamin

I would have thought she would killed swine flu by sitting on it...
4
Sounders tie-
kissing your sister-
very Seattlesque
5
Was the old guy in Kent found at Aunt Esther's house? Or was he just out drinking with Grady? Either way, Lamont must be so relieved.
6
"He still hung out with friends, played video games and worked nights restocking shelves at the GAP store in the Sawgrass Mills Mall."


Ouch. At least he's done SOMETHING productive in his 28 years apart from achieving a stockery position at the local GAP.
7
@2 is exactly right. Are you guys mostly asleep when compiling the news?
8
What's up with the mysterious hand on the shoulder of the missing old man?

Photoshop fail.
9
Dan's new Hero-
"The Only Democrat With a Pair" Alan Grayson
has been castrated....

I saw him on Fox News apologizing.
And groveling.

Actually
Mr "I Apologize to No One"
had a tear in his eye
and a pussy whipped quiver in his voice.
He said he did not "intend"
to use the word "whore".
Then he wimpered.
like a little girl.
And threw up a little.
In his mouth.

.

Michael Steele has been seen motoring around DC with Grayson's testicles hanging from his rear-view mirror.
Like a pair of fuzzy dice.
10
On Wednesday, NASA released pictures from the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter of the Apollo 17 landing site imaged from orbit, pretty much as it was left almost 37 years ago. Apollo 17 was the last manned Moon mission, the last time a human being left (will ever leave?) low Earth orbit. It happened just before Christmas in 1972.

On that mission, with the sun at their backs, the crew took the famous “Blue Marble” picture of the Earth, and Gene Cernan became the last man to walk on the Moon (last words ever spoken on the lunar surface: "Let's get this mother out of here").

The resolution on their image is good enough to just make out the shadow still being cast by the flagpole the astronauts left at the landing site*…

http://lroc.sese.asu.edu/news/uploads/ap…

*The nylon flag left by Apollo 17 may have disintegrated from UV radiation by now
11
@7: Yes.
12
Lindy,

I will miss the morning jokes. (the farts... eh, notsomuch)

Enjoy sleeping in again!
13
@8: I think it's part of his Halloween costume.

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