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Levi Johnston's Butt

David Schmader
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1
gross. why would anyone show that off
shani on November 23, 2009 at 10:31 AM Report this
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he looks terribly uncomfortable. if a model isn't getting off on posing nude, then it's hard to get turned on by it. it's kind of a give and take situation. looking at uncomfortable nude models just makes me sad. :(
spoiler alert on November 23, 2009 at 10:33 AM Report this
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No ass. Yuck.
Old Mama Chips on November 23, 2009 at 10:34 AM Report this
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A bit soft for my taste.
meowmeowkitty on November 23, 2009 at 10:36 AM Report this
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Of the four pics I've seen from the shoot, that is definitely the least hot. Not his best angle.

Also, why does Playgirl seem to specialize in way-too-beefy/tan dudes? While I did not buy a subscription, all the promo dudes on their site looked roided out and gross. Levi seems to be their hottest model.
Aislinn on November 23, 2009 at 10:37 AM Report this
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It's cuter than his face.
this guy I know in Spokane on November 23, 2009 at 10:40 AM Report this
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Umm..he really needs to cut down on his carb intake: seriously and a gym membership starting now. If he doesn't he'll start to look like most Republicans: white male and fat.
Cato the Younger Younger on November 23, 2009 at 10:44 AM Report this
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And if you didn't know that this was the butt of the former son-in-law of The Wicked Witch of the North? It'd be all, "Mmmm!", "Ooo, it looks candid, like the photographer caught him showering!", "I'd hit that!", and other such comments.

My objective view (as in, I don't care that he knocked up Bristol Palin, it's a nude male body, and that's never a bad thing) is, nice bod, nice butt, face doesn't do a lot for me.
Chris in Vancouver WA on November 23, 2009 at 10:45 AM Report this
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*disinterested*
Carollani on November 23, 2009 at 10:47 AM Report this
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Y'alls are just jealous.

I'll take him all -- top to bottom.....
hartiepie on November 23, 2009 at 10:48 AM Report this
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Aislinn - agreed. I was just coming to say that this is the worst shot of the bunch I've seen. I think he's an attractive guy (and he looks really good in a couple of those other shots), but this is not a good photograph.
Julie in Eugene on November 23, 2009 at 10:53 AM Report this
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No surprise there...now if the important side is equally scarce (and all points to that) then the kid's got a problem.
Loveschild on November 23, 2009 at 10:54 AM Report this
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Eh, I've done worse.
monkey on November 23, 2009 at 10:57 AM Report this
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lc .. you have to blow it up first.. you do know how to blow ?
reverend dr dj riz on November 23, 2009 at 10:57 AM Report this
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@8 - I'd stare at him in the shower at the gym. Does that count?
this guy I know in Spokane on November 23, 2009 at 11:00 AM Report this
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Way better than those heinous flapjacks I see crammed into stovepipe jeans on Cap Hill. Some of those hipster asses look like they'd break in half if a large turd passed through...
baconpussy on November 23, 2009 at 11:02 AM Report this
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Sarah's gotta be missing licking that..
SecretBYUBottomBoy on November 23, 2009 at 11:04 AM Report this
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I'd go for it. Once. And never call.

But, that being said - for some reason his expression gives me the heebie-jeebies. He looks almost... like he's giving me a warning look... not a friendly one... I don't know, it's just something in his eyes. I mean, it's not exactly a come-hither stare now, is it?
Dee on November 23, 2009 at 11:11 AM Report this
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@5 -- check out Sweet Action magazine. Lots of skinny and/or pale hipster/rocker types posing nekkid. :)
singing cynic on November 23, 2009 at 11:13 AM Report this
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I loved the tease of this entire saga. For weeks we got to imagine what Levi looked like unclad. And now after the big reveal we learned he is no more or less human than anyone else. He is perfectly flawed.

Simply Me on November 23, 2009 at 11:21 AM Report this
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He is hot, but they paid him way too much.
very bad homo on November 23, 2009 at 11:23 AM Report this
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yeah he does look uncomfortable.. and he's gotta a nice country boy butt. a few more squats and lunges would make it nicer though.
apres_moi on November 23, 2009 at 11:35 AM Report this
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he looks like he's afraid of the ramifications of that photoshoot.
apres_moi on November 23, 2009 at 11:36 AM Report this
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Don't know why I looked at that :/
uncle_meena on November 23, 2009 at 11:42 AM Report this
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#20, I couldn't agree more.
monkey on November 23, 2009 at 11:56 AM Report this
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No, that's a crappy photographer and a lousy photo editor bent on sabotage. Sorry, Levi may not be male model material, but he's not unattractive either. And he had hit the gym for several months prior to the shoot. He's actually got a nice upper body. That angle. That lighting. Sorry, you have to work to make someone look that bad.
usagi on November 23, 2009 at 12:15 PM Report this
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His publicist continually touted how much he was working out to get in shape for this. Liarz
on November 23, 2009 at 12:20 PM Report this
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I like those everyman looks. And his ass is yummy.
Vince on November 23, 2009 at 12:35 PM Report this
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MORE!
uhhnananana on November 23, 2009 at 12:41 PM Report this
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He's lovely, not my type, too young, but lovely.
kim in portland on November 23, 2009 at 1:11 PM Report this
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At least he's got those cute dimples in the small of his back.
brendan on November 23, 2009 at 1:15 PM Report this
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@19 What happened to Sweet Action? Did they fold? I haven't heard anything out of that camp in a while.

pwnd on November 23, 2009 at 1:17 PM Report this
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@26: I agree...HORRIBLE photography/lighting/editing will make anyone look bad. Levi apparently isn't savvy/experienced enough to demand a better photographer and photo approval.

and, the dude does look seriously uncomfortable...and if you don't have much of a butt, then why emphasize it in such an unflattering pose/angle?

But, I'm not feeling sorry for him...I'm happy that his media presence is a thorn in The Rouge Warrior's side, but Levi's 15 minutes is way overdue. Also, there's gossip reports that he really IS going Joe Hollywood and acting like a douchey jackass.

Next.
michael strangeways on November 23, 2009 at 1:21 PM Report this
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Very doughy. Butt is not so nice either. Cute face but he just looks like a dopey, naked fratboy. Which he is. Still, what a disappointment. I was expecting more.
Confluence on November 23, 2009 at 1:25 PM Report this
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this deal just started coming together in the last COUPLE of months...at most, he started hitting the gym about 5 weeks ago...not much time to do any serious toning...and some of y'all are acting like he's grossly obese, which is ridiculous.
michael strangeways on November 23, 2009 at 1:29 PM Report this
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A little chunky for my taste, too.
on November 23, 2009 at 1:49 PM Report this
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I'd rather look at Levi's ass than Mr. Moobs' ass any day.
TVDinner on November 23, 2009 at 3:23 PM Report this
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Why is anyone giving this moron the time of day? He's not hot. More to point the only thing this debacle is achieving is more mention and mileage for Sarah Palin! Stop giving that nut case an excuse to be relevant!
on November 23, 2009 at 3:41 PM Report this
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Does Playgirl not bring in enough money to purchase Photoshop?
on November 23, 2009 at 3:58 PM Report this
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/yawn. Another wuss who won't do full frontal.
supergp on November 23, 2009 at 4:26 PM Report this
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they couldn't photoshop out the tan line? good grief.
on November 23, 2009 at 5:07 PM Report this
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Meh. I don't like 3" cracks.
Bauhaus I on November 23, 2009 at 5:31 PM Report this
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Feh.
I should have appreciated my ex more when we were together -- I thought he wasn't in great shape, but he was miles better than Levi (and not a nutjob!)

To be irritatingly shallow: the boy should squat and deadlift. And for a photoshoot most people try to drop a little fat.
drizzle89 on November 24, 2009 at 5:47 AM Report this
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i think it's adorable ... "perfectly flawed," as stated above.

and i will be laughing all day about "heinous flapjacks."
mr. herriman on November 24, 2009 at 7:58 AM Report this
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yum:
http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/20…
NumberOne on November 24, 2009 at 8:33 AM Report this
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@32 - aw, i don't know! i never subscribed and only saw it in passing. it would be sad if it did... too much print-for-girls porn has guys that are just too beefy for me.
singing cynic on November 24, 2009 at 9:20 AM Report this

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