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Officewatch 2009™: The Christmas Presents

Grant Brissey
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Dude, you better not eat my fucking grass jelly!! NOT OKAY.
Anthony Hecht on December 27, 2009 at 6:47 PM Stranger Staff
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Grass jelly is a summer dessert best served ice cold with condensed milk or mix with Chinese sweetened soy milk as a drink, maybe with a scoop of vanilla ice cream.
YvesPaul on December 27, 2009 at 7:20 PM Report this
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Dude, I wouldn't eat that jelly if I were you. Not because Anthony says it ain't okay, but because I'm pretty sure your belly may say it ain't okay after all the booze you've apparently consumed. YUCK.
Only you would drink your gifts before you even got them.
Go G!
bella on December 27, 2009 at 7:21 PM Report this
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@2 Sounds good. I'll make it a winter morning breakfast to accompany consideration of the alternative energy toward getting that Compaq up and running.
dnt trust me on December 27, 2009 at 7:29 PM Report this
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Sometimes I wish I lived in San Fran so i could let other alternative folks do the work of Christian Deathwishers Onward.
dnt trust me on December 27, 2009 at 7:48 PM Report this
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That's pretty nice carpet for an office with stained cubicles and a dead (or any) fax machine.

Oh, and my AlcoVision™ totally picked up the JB (Jingle Bells, as the old ads used to say). Rize doesn't register.
rob! on December 27, 2009 at 8:30 PM Report this
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Hey wait, why did you give yourself pressies anyway? I thought you said in another post the other day that you were a JEHOVAH'S WITNESS and didn't celebrate CHRISTMAS!!!!
I am so confused, Grant.
bella on December 27, 2009 at 8:55 PM Report this
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@7: Life is full of contradictions.
Grant Brissey, Emeritus on December 27, 2009 at 9:19 PM Report this
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Yeah, well, Witnesses aren't supposed to be getting falling-down drunk either, so my guess is Grant takes his religion about as seriously as most of the rest of us. Which is to say, not very.
Fifty-Two-Eighty on December 27, 2009 at 9:32 PM Report this
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Oh, Grant.

Grant, Grant, Grant.

You shoulda called, we would have come over to have a big ole Slog party.
Baconcat on December 28, 2009 at 8:44 AM Report this
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I am giving my man G a hard time. It is one of my favorite things to do.
bella on December 28, 2009 at 8:47 AM Report this
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It was more fun when the identity of that can was uncertain.
STJA on December 28, 2009 at 9:02 AM Report this
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You are hilarious Grant.
Morgan on December 28, 2009 at 10:54 AM Report this
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Does the laptop even know how to play the guitar? If not, its lack of power chords isn't really worth mentioning.
T on December 28, 2009 at 11:01 AM Report this
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@14 FTW.
bella on December 28, 2009 at 7:12 PM Report this

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