Indie snob asshole prick fuckface! You just think of what's the "contrary" thing to say and pretend that's what you think! Do your job for once! You're an asshole! You hate every movie, including Avatar, which is empirically amazing! Savage, fire him! I hope you fall off the viaduct and die!

Sounds like most people can just save themselves $10 and walk through a Simon Property Group mall on a Sunday mid-afternoon for the same effect.

Actually I'm thinking ignorant dumb fuckwhit who would like everyone to think he's not being a snob, but would really like everyone to think he's a snob. You guys review nearly every piece of shit movie that hollywood dishes out. I imagine in reality at the moment that you were supposed to be watching this film you were probably giving savage a blow job, which is probably how you got the job in the first place.

So, does this mean Dan Savage is the one who does the firing? Interesting..

"Streep in her kitchen after her daughter has driven off, sighing, taking off her earrings, eating a grape, and lugubriously looking out the window, either because her daughter has just driven off or because she can't remember why she agreed to be in a movie with such stock characters and over-the-top product placement aimed at middle-aged women..."

Nice. #16: ""mom porn" . . . also nice.

I've yet to see a Nancy Meyers film. I doubt I'd loathe any of them, but I never felt an overwhelming desire to see one either. I did get a kick, though, out of a line I saw in a preview from "Something's Gotta Give", where Jack Nicholson's character asks Diane Keaton's character, "What's with the turtlenecks?", because I've always found turtlenecks to be one of the most unsexy articles of clothing on a woman.

On a scale of 0 to 10, how much I'd want to watch couples having sex in these five Nancy Meyers movies.

Something Women Gotta Want: Jack Nicholson & Mel Gibson: 0

Something's Gotta Give: Jack Nicholson & Diane Keaton: 1

What Women Want: Mel Gibson & Helen Hunt: 3

It's Complicated: Alec Baldwin & Meryl Streep: 5

What Women Want Is Complicated: Meryl Streep & Helen Hunt: 8

spoiler alert!!! This from wikipedia:

Jane (played by Meryl Streep) is a self-reliant divorcée who owns a successful bakery in Santa Barbara, California. After 10 years of separation and three grown children, she finally achieves a good relationship with her ex-husband Jake (Alec Baldwin), a successful attorney who has remarried the much-younger Agness.

Jane and Jake attend their son Luke's college graduation in New York. A dinner together develops into an affair, making Jane "the other woman". Part of Jane knows it is wrong, since Jake and Agness are still married and trying to have a baby; the other part of Jane relishes in being "the other woman" and continues the affair with Jake in Santa Barbara. Jake is just enjoying the clandestine sex and doesn't show much interest in Jane's growth as a person.

Their children know nothing of their parents' affair, although Harley (engaged to their daughter Lauren) spots them in a hotel and keeps silent. Agness knows nothing, as Jake still has sex with her on demand; her five-year-old son Pedro suspects something when Jake makes phone calls from the bathroom.

Complicating matters is Adam (Steve Martin), an architect hired to remodel Jane's home, who is himself healing from a divorce of his own, and who has begun to fall in love with Jane. He spends time getting to know her as a person. One night, she takes him to her bakery-restaurant and offers to make him anything; he asks for a chocolate croissant, which she makes from scratch. This takes hours, and they enjoy the time together. As her architect, he shows great sensitivity in listening to her needs and vision for her remodeled kitchen and bedroom.

Eventually, Adam learns Jane is still seeing Jake. Adam knows his boundaries and tells Jane he cannot continue seeing her as this triangle will only lead to heartbreak. Her kids also find out, and they are not happy about Mom and Dad getting together again, as they are still recovering from the divorce ten years ago. Jane tells them she is not getting back with their dad, who then drives off in his Porsche. Agness has also kicked him out.

The film ends with Adam returning to Jane's house to work on her addition and before the credits roll Jane and Adam are seen laughing while walking into her house.

My review: Lame.

There's no good way to say this, Christopher Frizzelle: your movie non-reviews are better written and more entertaining than the movie reviews The Stranger's film editor writes.