There's no "e" at the end of "Snooki". It's important.

so wait, did he take the hot dog when he fled? Can't believe nobody chased after the prick.

I thought getting punched in the face was part of the entire street-food experience?

Stupid fucker's gonna cut in front of the wrong person one of these days, and when he does, I sure hope his health insurance is paid up.

Would Vegas even give odds on this guy being high at the time?

I would hope that the vendor wouldn't sell to the person who cuts in line

New Year's Eve is the night for assholes, isn't it?

I had that happen to me while waiting for drinks in the big ass line at The Cuff on a Saturday night. Some queen who thought he was too fabulous to wait in line decided to skip to the front. I pulled his ass back and informed him where the back of the line was... and I've never had so many people thank me for speaking up.