Despite what you may have heard, I can personally attest that he did not in fact, "stop the engine of the world". But, if I told you any more, he'd probably have to kill me.

Awwwhyeah. Apple Daily Animated News. From the same dramatized news bureau that brought us those up-to-the-day-CGI-behind-the-scenes of the Maurice Clemmons saga. Awesome.

Apple, you tell it like the way we think we'd have seen it (if we actually saw it). It'll be even more awesome when FOX buy your holdings and call it the FOX Apple Pie Report.