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Liberals Are Ugly Cocaine Users Who Can't Speak in Complete Sentences

Christopher Frizzelle
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"Liberals Are Ugly Cocaine Users Who Can't Speak in Complete Sentences ..."

That's an unfair and inaccurate thing for jason to say.

Some Liberals Are Ugly Pot Users Who Can't Speak in Complete Sentences .....
on February 19, 2010 at 11:15 AM Report this
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wow.
on February 19, 2010 at 11:17 AM Report this
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Who fell asleep at the wheel and let that lope-eyed sheeny into the Republican party?
McGee on February 19, 2010 at 11:21 AM Report this
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That photo is hilarious! I think it's not so much makeup as it is a too-enthusiastic photoshopping.

Oh, @3, to atone for that one word you used you oughta write it out on a big piece of sandpaper, roll the sandpaper up tight, and stick it where the sun don't shine.
gloomy gus on February 19, 2010 at 11:28 AM Report this
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The guy looks like a thug. And talks like one too.
I have always been... east coaster on February 19, 2010 at 11:33 AM Report this
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wow... i mean... wow...
Drew4U on February 19, 2010 at 11:33 AM Report this
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What's wrong with lope-eyed?
McGee on February 19, 2010 at 11:34 AM Report this
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My gaydar is going off!
on February 19, 2010 at 11:36 AM Report this
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I thought speaking in complete sentences like Sarah Palin was only for the liberal elites.

Selective memory lapse here, GWB did lots of cocaine.
Peggy on February 19, 2010 at 11:37 AM Report this
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Well, since Conservatives are apparently shallow thugs whose humour hasn't transcended the grade school playground level, I think I'll stick with my ugly, inarticulate, cokehead pals...
Breklor on February 19, 2010 at 11:41 AM Report this
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Wow, that audience has really low standards for the funny.

Or is it a canned laugh track?
shabadoo on February 19, 2010 at 11:41 AM Report this
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Yeah my gaydar was going off a little too.
DowntownTaylor on February 19, 2010 at 11:41 AM Report this
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"...except our women paint and plaster themselves beautiful, we speak in illogical complete sentences, and our Senators solicit sex in public restrooms and frequently wear diapers while visiting their prostitutes."

Okay, fixed that one.
gttim on February 19, 2010 at 11:42 AM Report this
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he looks like the type that lets his guard down with his closeted-bi best friend and will let him suck him off after a few beers or shots of tequila and no recent sex from his gf
apres_moi on February 19, 2010 at 11:52 AM Report this
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What the fuck is he talking about? You know who does cocaine? Rich people! You know what rich people like (besides cocaine)? Tax breaks!

I guaran-damn-tee that a substantial portion of that chuckling audience has a special mirror sitting in the drawer of their mahogany coffee tables at home, right next to a pack of razor blades that will never be used to shave.

Now if he'd said "pot" he might have a point.
on February 19, 2010 at 11:53 AM Report this
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and downtowntaylor's very cute :)
apres_moi on February 19, 2010 at 11:53 AM Report this
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@15 - I think he's referring to black people when he's talking about snorting coke.
apres_moi on February 19, 2010 at 11:54 AM Report this
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@17,

Then he's really beyond stupid. Powder cocaine is expensive, and thus not the kind of cocaine black people are stereotyped as using.
keshmeshi on February 19, 2010 at 11:59 AM Report this
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Die in a fire, Jason.
on February 19, 2010 at 12:00 PM Report this
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Me post pretty some day.
Will in Seattle on February 19, 2010 at 12:04 PM Report this
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I've only seen two people do cocaine: One was the son of a Republican presidential candidate in the restroom of the Memorial Union at Iowa State University back in 1988 or thereabouts (It wasn't George W, either). The other one was a guy in the office of big conservative actuarial firm in Manhattan.

Back in the early 90's there were all sorts of affluent people running around the Olympic and Westin Hotels that looked like they were doing cocaine, but I never saw them actually do it, so that's just idle gossip.
Catalina Vel-DuRay on February 19, 2010 at 12:16 PM Report this
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Liberals do blow like hippies smoke weed: i.e., I suppose so, in the sense you'd think that everybody does, but more often the not, not-so-much these days... or less often than you'd expect, anyhow.

Ignoring Hollywood's affinity for cocaine, I'd say it's the big-city-broham's drug of choice. Urban or suburban-dwelling, Christian Artige-sporting conservative party-boys and girls can't get through a weekend without the booger-sugar, the gays and hipsters can't get a line in with these clowns around.

Dougsf on February 19, 2010 at 12:27 PM Report this
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another idiot with nothing to say
Lurleen on February 19, 2010 at 12:29 PM Report this
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@9 - they don't consider GWB a conservative anymore, since they've decided he was a failure.

And in fairness, when I look at myself through my coke-covered mirror, I'm not all that attractive.

Also, my gaydar just exploded.
switzerblog on February 19, 2010 at 12:37 PM Report this
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I mean, the cocaine thing is weird (the stereotype of a cocaine user is clearly a rich yuppie/Wall St. type, not a liberal, though I get he was trying to get a dig in at Obama).

But, "our women are beautiful"? That's almost weirder to me. Is he really trotting out the stereotype that liberal women are ugly feminists who don't wear make-up or bras? Is that really still a thing? In 2010? I must be out of touch... or just have some really attractive liberal female friends.
Julie in Eugene on February 19, 2010 at 12:45 PM Report this
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Just another smug frat-tard, who must have been naked in the basement when they were teaching upstairs that dark shirt+lighter tie (Christopher's link)=mafia goon.
rob! on February 19, 2010 at 12:45 PM Report this
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Not ugly.
dwight moody on February 19, 2010 at 12:50 PM Report this
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@25: Actually, Georgie is back in style at CPAC.
Cracker Jack on February 19, 2010 at 12:56 PM Report this
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If he's not gay - and I have no information about that- then his judgment is terrible. That is absolutely the gayest photo I've seen since Ted Haggard's. The smoldering eyes, the open shirt collar (2 buttons undone), the "loosened" tie, the metrosexual hair, the carefully groomed eyebrows which have since grown back with a vengeance, the whorish blush which on my Mac is actually purple. My, my Jason. Aren't you the hot boy!
on February 19, 2010 at 12:58 PM Report this
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@3

Sheeny? Nice!
heywhatsit!? on February 19, 2010 at 1:06 PM Report this
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This cowardly little shit stain is a disgrace. Patriotic gay men and lesbians put their lives on the line to serve their country in a time of war and this piece of shit talks this trash. He, and chickenhawks like him, are really deeply ashamed of themselves that they are such yellow candy-asses who don't have the balls to fight in their own dirty wars.
jimmy on February 19, 2010 at 1:11 PM Report this
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What a douchebag. seriously. "our women are beautiful" - did you see the crowd when the camera panned to the audience?
marigold on February 19, 2010 at 1:17 PM Report this
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All I can say is: I think I now know who donated their Adam's Apple to Ann Coulter...
COMTE on February 19, 2010 at 1:18 PM Report this
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Why is that fag bad mouthing cocaine? I'm confused.
Rotten666 on February 19, 2010 at 1:34 PM Report this
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that's just weird and stupid.
in-frequent on February 19, 2010 at 1:38 PM Report this
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it definitely sounds a little laugh trackish, and he most def has a serious case of gaymouth. esp those lips.
on February 19, 2010 at 3:13 PM Report this
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Is he kidding? All the hardcore cokeheads I know are self-described Conservatives and Republicans.

Coke enhances a person's sense of self. Self-centered Republicans were made to snort coke. Or, coke was invented for their yacht parties.
on February 19, 2010 at 5:32 PM Report this
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HA HA HA, Obama admitted to doing cocaine in college! Boy, you sure got 'im! Oh, snap! I don't think we'll ever recover from that one! That's so much worse than lying about weapons of mass destruction, torturing people, and letting Bin Laden get away, all in the name of oil!
Candida on February 22, 2010 at 11:10 AM Report this

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