Lunchtime Quickie: Ever Seen a Real Live Bear Orgy?

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DAMN! I've seen the look on that bears face like a thousand times over the years. I think I've even had that look on my face a couple dozen times.

despicable me on October 28, 2010 at 12:42 PM

well that's just unnatural!

You Look Like I Need A Drink! on October 28, 2010 at 12:50 PM

The German says that it's a brown bear mother nursing four cubs at the same time.

on October 28, 2010 at 12:53 PM

@3 - don't confuse the issue with facts!

no marketable skills on October 28, 2010 at 1:02 PM

@3: You know who else knew German? HITLER! Nazi elitist with your liberal (arts) knowledge -- you probably went to college!

Cracker Jack on October 28, 2010 at 1:04 PM

It says "braunbärenmutter" which means brown bear mother...obviously with her babies!!! NO ORGY! Don't try to put bear orgies in my mind!!!!! :)

kristinbell on October 28, 2010 at 1:05 PM

I feel all funny inside.

Tracy on October 28, 2010 at 1:06 PM

Plus, all the other bear orgies I have seen involve a lot more leather....

bpinsea on October 28, 2010 at 1:06 PM

Um, I guess the proper translation is worth noting. It would explain THAT look.

despicable me on October 28, 2010 at 1:10 PM

Oh. I thought you meant...

this guy I know in Spokane on October 28, 2010 at 1:15 PM

And in other news, bears have the cutest feets!

keshmeshi on October 28, 2010 at 1:36 PM

Oooh, wait until the PTC gets wind of this - BEAR PEDERASTY!!!

COMTE on October 28, 2010 at 1:39 PM

welcome to the eagle!

Adrian Ryan on October 28, 2010 at 1:54 PM

Yeah Comte, I think I might be in trouble for THAT LOOK comment. I would like to clarify that obviously MY look wasn't for the same reason as the bear as I don't have 4 cubs that I'm breast feeding. But damn am I jealous that this Mama got to give birth and half raise her young'un while still hibernating. You tell me one mother who wouldn't want to do that! Ah, the circle of life is just not fair sometimes.

I agree keshmeshi, CUTE feets!

despicable me on October 28, 2010 at 1:57 PM

I get that three of them are nursing, but what about the fourth? The one in the lower right, that is. Is there a teat down there, or is that cub going after something else?

midwaypete on October 28, 2010 at 2:08 PM

Ew!

Vince on October 28, 2010 at 3:13 PM

Just head down to CC Attle's

ScottSut on October 28, 2010 at 3:47 PM

I actually have, but this is cute too.

very bad homo on October 28, 2010 at 5:11 PM

A bruno cluster fuck.

Spicy McHaggis on October 28, 2010 at 5:42 PM

None of the "babies" is getting any milk; they are all just sucking because bears like to suck. They really are very oral right into adulthood.

Yes, one baby appears to be mistaken about that fleshy bump it considers a teat. Which, ahem, the mother does indeed seem to notice, hence that pleased look for a moment.

And yes. Cute feetsies.

Sandiai on October 28, 2010 at 9:00 PM

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