Luckily, they have smooth, plastic boy parts, which are well known to discourage the transmission of crabs. They should probably wash their merkins, though, just to be safe.
I can feign concern for plastic Han and Lando and their unfortunate case of crabs, but I'm honestly still a little bitter that you had no commentary (positive or negative) about the Star Wars tribute in the 2011 Quake Rugby calendar... We had a sexy Han Solo and even a lewd Chewbacca, dammit! Does that mean nothing??
They do it in the ice-filled sinks instead.
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It probably sounds like this:
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All of which makes me wonder why I don't own any toy crabs?!?