Dude's got his arms out to even out that farmer's tan.

I see this guy on Broadway all the time, frequently riding a bicycle. He's like a broken record, always says exactly the same thing as he passes anyone: "Jesus lives! Have a blessed day!", like those are the only two sentences he can articulate. He must say that several hundred times a day.

Glad to see his vocabulary is slightly more than six words.

Yesterday he told my partner and I, "Jesus loves you." I was let down. I hoped he was awaiting an alien spaceship.

This guy is a creepy ninja. He's always sneaking up behind me saying Jesus stuff. For some reason, he makes me angrier than almost any canvasser or spare changer on Broadway. I'd rather talk to four of the Save the Children suckers than this dude. Float on, mang.

I must be missing something because he sounds happy. Is he harassing when he does this (seriously)?

If not you can put up your little bubble and ignore him too, like all the homeless folks and crazies downtown (hell even the crazies from churches all over) who might not understand they're creepy.

i want to party with these people! to Hell with the Rapture...oh, wait.

He's so nice and never rants - he's much better for the Jesus brand than all those other ranting hating Christians

@6:

If one can consider a person who only seems capable of parroting mindless platitudes over-and-over as "happy", then yeah, I guess he is.

Reminds me of an old Neil Innes Song...

This guy used to stand at MLK and Rainier all friggin' day, every friggin' day, posing. Lately I just see him walking down Rainier, arms outstretched. I try to imagine what he does when he needs to eat, or piss. Then I realize he probably doesn't do either of those things.

@9 Sometimes people only do what they know. "Mindless platitudes" are relative, IMO. Spending your precious time and energy ridiculing these people is not that noble or useful either.