Blogs May 26, 2011 at 11:00 am

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1
I read this as "Santorum's awkward squirt"!

Ha ha, can't stop laughing!
2
You know, with those glasses he looks like half the hipsters running around Capitol Hill these days.
3
ron paul was a tumbler in HS! Isn’t tumbling what you do in elementary school when you can’t do cartwheels?
4
This is nothing. If The Atlantic has to resort to this for humor, they're really hard up.
5
Actually, the asshat looks awesome in this picture. Jon Huntsman looks the worst. And Ron Paul looks downright Jon Hammy.
6
Jon Huntsman's is definitely the worst.
7
Oh come on, Newt Gingrich is the worst by far.

@2: Agreed.
8
If I were the type of person to say "those are some great cocksucking lips", I think I would say that right about now.
9
Paul,
How about putting up your high school photo?
10
I gotta go with Pawlenty and the two Mormons as the big winners here, not just for their pics, but for their bios. Mitt's activities list reads like a pres candidates should, while Pawlenty comes across as your average good ol Canadian boy and then there's Huntsman... wow. This is definitely the coolest guy to be a republican pres candidate since Abe Lincoln. Rock band? drop out? GED? Rock on Huntsman.
11
wow, that is the LEAST worst yearbook picture ever. He doesn't even have nasty long hair or zits or anything objectionable whatsoever.
12
"class of '76"

You know, for 1976, this is actually pretty square. In 1976, I totally had hippy hair down to my shoulders, as did 90% of my classmates. And any boy capable of growing facial hair had sideburns twice that big.

Mock him all you want for his douchy politics, but this is actually a pretty respectable picture for 1976.
13
Actually, it's kind of precious. Too bad he's a dick bag.
14
As much as I dislike Santorum, this is petty. His picture has nothing to do with anything.
15
@12, I'm class of '76, and you are absolutely correct, sir. In my class, that haircut would have screamed "ROTC" or "Gun club".

Bachmann's is by far the worst. Cain's is by far the best. A black man in an early-sixties suit cannot be beat.
16
I refuse to acknowledge the existence of any high school year book photo other than my senior portrait. I assume that senior portraits weren't done back in ye olde times, otherwise these guys woulda got better photos of themselves.
17
I was going to do a "There are literally hundreds of things you could go after Santorum for, but this isn't one of them" parody, but it looks like someone beat me to it.
18
What @15 said.

Where's the frothy gunk, or did you clean it up from the Santorum pic?
19
Looks like he ought to be walking a fixed gear bike around.
20
Man, Bachmann had those crazy eyes all the way back in '74.
21
in '76 i was finishing my last year of bible school .( actually i dropped out that year..just couldn't take it no more..) but he looks hip happenin now for my old school..i would've let him have some..
22
He compared being queer to man-on-dog action, so yeah, I'll judge the fuck out of him.
23
He looks like a smug, goody 2-shoes. I would have so broken those glasses, and taken his lunch money.
24
Somebody has hacked the site -- Santorum is gone now and Cain's picture shows instead.
25
@24, huh?
26
Romney looks like every other Mormon I went to high school with.
27
He looks like he's trying to imitate the Beatles. Hilarious!
28
Man, nothing says "white boy" quite like that picture.
29
Mitt Romney looks date-rapey. Eek.
30
I think he looks kinda cute. Those lips remind me of my own high school boyfriend.

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