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keep dicks out of your ass.
Because, as we all know, up until just a few years ago, only teh Gays had teh buttsecks...
OMFG....
who would have guessed that Rick and Danny are bedmates in the Polygaphobia sleepover?
And yet homos are 88X as likely to get AIDS.
how cum, Danny?
Homosexual Sex is 100% Safe, Natural and Normal!
Just don't forget your lube.
and plastic sheeting.
and condoms.
and rubber gloves.
and a bottle of bleach....
oh yeah,
don't forget the enema, either....
oh, and goggles.
for sure remember goggles.
you don't want your Beloved's shit splattering into your eye, do you?
sorry.
forgot trash bags.
you're going to want to bag up the whole crime scene when you're done and leave it with an infectious waste disposal team.
Of course, all is based on the assumption you've spent several weeks with assorted butt plugs.
preparing for your Normal Natural lovemaking.
As a gay male, I make a point of being sooooo clean, I could fart soap bubbles.
So there are 40X as many straights and half are doing anal means 20X as much straight anal as homosexual anal.
And yet homosexuals account for 57% of all new HIV?
And 20% of sexually active homosexuals have HIV? Compared to 0.7% of heterosexuals?
Why is that Dan?
please explain.....
Are you in favor of alligator-crocodile marriage?
If not, please explain.
Any guesses?
0% It's all 1 troll and he's clearly a sad basement dwelling closet case dreaming of Dan's cock and then hating himself for it.
straight people have Anal Sex, Danny-
how do you think you were conceived?
21
sorry girls, the troll isn't giving autographs today.....
I'm straight so what do I know but I bet most anal sex acts are performed by hard-fucking gay couples who (I assume?) have anal sex much more often than their more numerous but lazy, weak, underachieving and vaginally-privileged straight couple counterparts.
Yeah. I'm betting the gays still win because we straights are a buncha dilettantes, no better than anal tourists. Am I right? Maybe get Golob to run a statistical analysis of all these anal fucks? With graphs and funny clip art?
*Assuming (ASSuming!) I read your post correctly and you intended to drop a homophobic innuendo about the "unhealthiness" of the gay lifestyle. If I misread your post, @18, and you're not a jackass, then I'm sorry I told you to shut up.
inb4 b&
gosh we don't remember
could you run the numbers one more time for us?
dan has a super great point - straight people do anal too. and straight guys fantasize about it like crazy. but that doesn't mean that they are doing it very frequently. So when you say "most of the buttfucking that goes on" you are talking about the AMOUNT of buttfucking...and I bet gays still have the straights beat on the amount bit.
If I didn't know better, I'd suspect that somebody has an obessive interest in this topic.
if homosexuality only occurred in women, gay marriage would've been legal in every state for the last 20 years.
notice how when the trolls obsess about gay sex, it's the man-on-man stuff they can't stop talking about?
Actually, it is Rick Santorum who should have kept his bigoted mouth shut, then those poor widdel future Santorums wouldn't be saddled with the fallout from dumbass Rick.
If you're gonna complain about the ramifications, take it to the beginning. Not the end.
Wait, did I wander into the wrong thread here at the Slog?
My point - the poll didn't even stop to consider all those MALES who love receiving anal sex from their WOMEN...which qualifies as straight people having anal sex, too......
I'm dubious of the poll. I've never had anal sex nor do I want to. And, given what you have mentioned about women performing oral sex (evidently they are more reluctant) I am doubtful they would agree to anal, a riskier act.
Look, I don't doubt straights engage in it but I simply doubt it is that high of a percentage in the general population.
For those who say that trying anal isn't the same as engaging in anal, at what point does one stop being considered an anal tourist and become a local? Orgasm achieved through anal penetration (for women)? 12 instances of anal intercourse? 1x per week? Do you realize how ridiculous it sounds to say 'you may have tried anal, but you don't really count'?
Do you ram a bottlebrush up your ass before sex to keep things santorum-free? Use an enema every time? Keeping the externals squeaky clean doesn't ensure that there will be no fecal matter in the internal rectal canal, and I think using an enema every single time you want to fuck might break the mood just a liiiiitle bit.
If things are going well down there, a quick washup can often be enough. Also, if things are usually good in the bowel region, you can often tell when something's hinky and either avoid anal or use an enema as needed.
A little physiology. Unless you have excrement in your rectal canal, which your body will let you know if that is the case (with the urge to go), there is normally little excrement in the rectum of a healthy person with a good diet. That is not where it "waits", so to speak. In fact, if your bodily functions move excrement down from the colon into the rectum in preparation for it to leave the body and you DON'T have a bowel movement (we've all been there), a reverse peristalsis will actually move it back up into the colon.
So it's not like you are plowing through s**t every time you fuck.
That's how.
Anal sex is not for germaphobes or clean freaks. You can keep your bottlebrush.
Someone with very loose stools or very hard stools can have a little left "within reach" at times. That's why I was saying regularly having healthy stools matters.
So the anal gap is closing ... or something like that.
Anyway, I know they exist but I have known only one lesbians who engaged in anal sex in my 10 years of being out and she was dating an anti-anal girl so they weren't even engaging in it. I've heard of a few fingers in butts but that's about it. Also, isn't there a minority percentage of gay men who don't engage in anal. If you factor in the lesbians and the no-anal gays, I think the largest amount of butt sex is still being done by straights.
Absolutely. I'm sure the percentage of women who have it regularly is very small, much smaller than the percentage who have tried it because they're curious or, much more likely, to appease the desire of their husband/boyfriend. If women were as into it as men are, I'm sure a majority of hetero couples would be having it on a regular basis.
This makes perfect sense too. I doubt anal sex is uncomfortable for any straight man (assuming he's not being pegged) whereas it is painful or uncomfortable for many women.
Agree with you completely. I remain dubious of Dan's poll conclusion.
On another note, I just read a comment of yours on a thread about the South Park rapist/murderer. I'm like you in that I'm a reluctant supporter of capital punishment. When I was young I was in favor of it, then I became opposed to it, and now I'm in-between. I think it should only be used in cases where the person convicted is clearly the right person (DNA evidence + other evidence + eyewitnesses) to avoid the horrible outcome of executing an innocent person but I'm comfortable having no moral problem with executing someone, like the South Park rapist/murderer, who is a vile human being who has viciously taken the life of another person. This is one area where I agree with Muslims. Unlike the argument of western liberal opponents of all capital punishment, they believe that executing a murderer does not put you on the same level as a person who has murdered. They believe that Allah condones execution as justice.
Yep, that's about my stand on Capital Punishment as well. I like to think it should be used VERY rarely.