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I'm going to call it Qwest Field for another ten years at least.
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Damfino
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I heard it elsewhere, but I like the Clink. I do feel like I'm incarcerated there during the 7th inning stretch at times.
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I always call it "one of those big stadium thingies".
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It'll always be Royal Brougham Park to me.
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Mayor McGinn's 'Slip-N-Slide' Waterpark.
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the Clinkdome.
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Paul Allen's buttcrack.
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Can we call it the King Dome? Just so Wing Dome makes sense again?
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Sea Shell Stadium.
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Seattle Sounders Stadium works for me.
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I'm with Fnarf, I'll be calling it Qwest out of force of habit for quite a while. But once I work my way out of that, screw this "Clink" business, it will be alternately "Seahawks Stadium" or "Sounders Stadium", depending on who I'm there to see.
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How about "Paul Allen's Folly"?
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I'm with those who don't call it anything, really. It's "the stadium", and the other one is "the ballpark". But if we must give it a proper name, I hope it will include the word "Sounders".
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Tuba Man Memorial Field
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"Legislative Fiat Park" or "NexttotheSounders Stadium" or "LoserLand"

But I suspect that it will end up being called "The Clink", and that's not too bad.
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We now have the key, the safe, and the clink. Prisoners of taxpayer funded stadiums.
18
Oh wait, wrong stadium. You can tell how memorable they are by the fact that I can't tell them apart...
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Flower-sniffin' kitty-pettin' baby-kissin' corporate-sports whores.

Too long? Too soon?
20
Second @5. Royal Brougham Park. RBP for short. If you don't know who Royal Brougham is, look him up, a Seattle sports legend.
21
"Not Bankrupt Yet" Stadium
22
How about "The Green Mile"? It's where the hopes and dreams of other soccer teams come to die.

But after some thought, I think I'm with Hernandez: I'll call it "Sounders Field" from now on.
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"Publicly Funded" Stadium. or "The PF" (pronounced pfft)
24
Why not honor a famous (and dead, so they can't embarrass you) Seattleite? Chief Sealth and Jimi Hendrix come to mind.

Jimi Hendrix Stadium... I like the sound of that!
25
We should tear down both stadiums and replace them with a neo-Bauhausian-Kingdome that suits the PNW, somewhere in Renton. Better access to cars (yeah, and transit). Make it an All Ball (and puck) sports complex.

Nice air conditioning...yum.
26
The Fucking Money Pit.
27
Eh, scratch RBP, after all the whining from the various idiots about public financing, we should call it Suck It Stadium.
28
@15 gets my vote so far.

Some other thoughts:
Pacific Universal T-something Arena
Qwest Under a New Title

Or we could all collectively decide it's named after a local business we like. Do we like Ivar's? I could get behind calling it Ivar's Field. The Clam, maybe?
29
Name it Perennial Loser Park until the Seahawks and Sounders stop sucking.
30
POH beat me to it. Considering how sports stadiums are viewed by so many in this city, I think it's appropriate.
31
The God-damn-traffic-I'm-just-trying-to-get-home-but-there's-a-fucking-ballgame Stadium.
32
Well I always referred to the phone co. as Qworst. Why not Qworst Field? A FU to both the phone co. and the teams that play there.
33
Let's just call it SPORTS!

This will help all the sloggers with nary a care for the world of Seattle athletics save for kickball.

"Where is Tim tonight?"
"Oh, he's at SPORTS!"
"Pfft, who goes to SPORTS! anymore?"
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seattle's stadium
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I second the vote for @15.
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@24 almost. What Paul Allen should've named it from the start - Hendrix Field. It has that 2-1 syllable flow like Fenway or Wrigley. And the intro tunes would rock.
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Gotta be Seahawks Stadium. For the Sounders games, I'm fine with using the video-game-themed field name: XBOX Pitch at Seahawks Stadium. I mean, we have XBOX Live on the jerseys, so it's no biggie including that in the field name...

Or maybe we could call it the Don James Pitch at Seahawks Stadium, just to annoy Mr. James. Didn't he oppose soccer being played at Husky Stadium during the World Cup being held in the US?
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@20, thanks for the tip. I'm more educated today than yesterday. Good article on Royal Brougham here: http://www.historylink.org/index.cfm?Dis…
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another vote for Tuba Man Memorial Field, although I actually think that the arena at Seattle Center is a better place for that name.
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I've always called it the Salt Shaker, as in we had to have a fucking matched set of salt and pepper shaker stadiums to appease the powers that be who collect these things, and the white one is the salt shaker. Safeco is, of course, the Pepper Shaker.
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I propose "The Balliseum," a derivative of coliseum. It's fun to say and sounds vaguely dirty.
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@29, you're not keeping up. The Sounders are very close to the top of the league, just .21 points per match behind the leader, LA (whom we meet next weekend down in Carson). We're the hottest team in MLS in the past month.
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The Vomitorium
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@41: The Ballshack?
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So far, I like "The Clam" by @28. Other ideas:
The Football Stadium
Taxpayer Teat
46
I've already renamed it Sounders Stadium and am trademarking that worldwide.
47
How about Only Men Play Here Stadium?
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Sounders Stadium. Name it after a winning team.

Sodo Stadium. Be honest about where it is.

John T. Williams Field. That'll teach 'em.
49
International Green Ball Park or IGBP Stadium.
50
nth for Tuba Man Memorial Field. Royal Brougham Park is fine, but I have no idea how to pronounce it. Bro-ham? Bruff-'em? Brogue-am?
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@36 Thanks for fixing that. Much better!

Yeah, Hendrix Field.
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The Seattle Football Stadium.
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I'm sorry -- you want to name it after a guy who got the hell out of Seattle as fast as he possibly could, long before he had his first interesting musical idea, and never came back? The connection between Seattle and Hendrix is slim and accidental. And I don't want to hear anymore goddamn terrible rock music when I'm sitting in the stands; Grammatrain was bad enough.

Might as well call it Ray Charles Stadium; at least he came here by choice, and recorded here.
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Queendome.
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Debtors Fields
Taxpayers' Park
Awfuckitjusttakemywallet Stadium
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The Partial Dome.
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@50: It's pronounced "BREW-am", roughly. Silent english consonants are hard to type out. Anyway: if that's too hard, just go with RBP. I understand it's the term used by the rather frighteningly overly-devoted Sounders supporters, but there are a few thousand of us who already call it that!

Ultimately Fnarf is spot-on, though: so long as there is no "Grammatrain" played, I do not care what it is called.
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I'm glad I live in a city where my stadiums are named for corporations that won't be acquired by anyone anytime soon.
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@59 Yes... Although one of them was forced to all but concede to public pressure on "Mile High".
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How 'bout Seahawks Stadium as it was called when the durned thing was built before Qworst decided to name it after theyselves.
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Waste of taxpayer money.
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Santordium

The Big Vage

The Vulv
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@59, you mean like Coors, owned by Molson, operated jointly with Miller in the US as "MillerCoors"? Uh-huh.
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the butthead memorial stadium
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The Super Soggy Slog-Specified Seattle Seahawks/Sounders Sports Suck Center.
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@ 64, they didn't rename the stadium, did they?

Unless you know of a pending merger by Anheiser Busch, my point stands.
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@61: Who the hell do you think sold the naming rights to Qwest, out of sheer greed?

Yes, that would be your beloved Seahawks and Sounders. By taking the cash they've forfeited any rights to the name, or goodwill.
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@11 for the Seattle Sounders Stadium win.

But you can also refer to it as the Seattle Football Stadium, since football is soccer in 99.875 pct of the world.
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Ooh! I finally made it to the big time. I feel just like Dorothy Parker!
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@70 - I called my mother as soon as I saw I had a comment noted on Slog.
72
let's just cut to the chase and call it the wing dome. seahawks? wings? i don't know what a sounder is, but it might have wings too.

that or the sea-sound lounge.
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@69, you are physically incapable of making factually correct statements, aren't you?

US + Canada + Australia + New Zealand + South Africa + Ireland + substantial portions of northern England = a hell of a lot more than .125% of the population of the earth. Everybody who is primarily interested in another code of football calls soccer "soccer" to distinguish them. In addition, soccer is well understood and commonly used as an alternate name throughout Asia and Africa.

Here's a tip: don't comment on soccer. Ever. You know NOTHING.
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@72 The Sea-Sound Lounge is my new favorite.
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The Hag.
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The Blood Bowl! Nerds unite!
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@73 Football having historically been a more broad term for many different sports that one plays on ones feet using a ball. Association football being what we now call football or soccer, the later being a shortened 'Oxford er' version of association.
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I'm just gonna throw this out there: Ingrid West Field.
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@77. Quite so. Which is why people use "soccer" in countries where another kind of football is more common. No one in Australia or Canada would assume "soccer" if you said "football" to them. In Australia, soccer is the fourth-most-popular kind of football, after Australian Rules, Rugby League, or Rugby Union.

This difference is commonly used by ignoramuses like Will to either demonstrate the gross inferiority of Americans, or their own great familiarity with the ways of the world, but it always demonstrates instead the exact opposite.
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Frances Farmer Field.
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Fnarf @53: I've got it - Kurt Cobain Stadium!
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@73 I count people who speak languages other than English, moron.
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The Stadium Formerly Known as Qwest.
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Quincy Jones Stadium, no other Seattleite has done anything remotely as grand as producing Thriller.
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Palace! Of! Sport-ball! (P!O!S-b!)
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I call it one more silly thing over which people are going to exercise their silly addictions to outrage.
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Phone Co. Field
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@ 82, so you're discounting English speakers? You'd have to, for your "99.875%" figure to be anything but what Fnarf @ 79 said you were really doing.
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I speak quite a few languages and can read something like 40 dialects.

A lot of times I turn off the Chrome auto-translate because it gets in the way.

They call it football. U can't help American lack of language skills or travel experience.
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Baby Got Back Field
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@89: I don't even know what you're arguing, but the snide superiority is enough to make me hold the opposite opinion. Count me as a vote for the other side, whatever it is.

As for the stadium, can we go postmodern and call it Seatac Airport?
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@89 "read something like 40 dialects" but you never can demonstrate your comprehension

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Hendrix Field! Born here, went to Garfield, and did indeed come back to visit - tho his heart was in NYC and London understandably. Why the hate, Fnarf? and what the hell is Grammatrain? I'm talking Hendrix!
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Corporate Clink. Or Colonel Clink? Hooooooooooooogan!
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Sally Field.
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Posse field.
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SportsBall Arena Field Coliseum Thunderdome
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@82, why you would discount English speakers when talking about the usage of an English word is something that only your 10-watt refrigerator-bulb mind can imagine.

As for your hilarious assertions @89, you have never successfully managed to use even French correctly here, let alone any other languages or, uh, dialects. Or do you want to try and bring up the "Courts du Palme" episode again?

You're an quasi-literate boob in any tongue, and you're wrong.
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Maybe I just haven't seen them, but it seems like we haven't had a really good Fnarf vs. WiS throw-down in a while. I've sure missed it.

I vote for Seattle Football Stadium. But I'm not sure my vote should count, as I live in Portland.
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cock park
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@98 you do realize that modern fridges use LED lights, right, Fnarf?

Or are you so out of it you think that people still have iceboxes?

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