I'm with Fnarf, I'll be calling it Qwest out of force of habit for quite a while. But once I work my way out of that, screw this "Clink" business, it will be alternately "Seahawks Stadium" or "Sounders Stadium", depending on who I'm there to see.
I'm with those who don't call it anything, really. It's "the stadium", and the other one is "the ballpark". But if we must give it a proper name, I hope it will include the word "Sounders".
We should tear down both stadiums and replace them with a neo-Bauhausian-Kingdome that suits the PNW, somewhere in Renton. Better access to cars (yeah, and transit). Make it an All Ball (and puck) sports complex.
Some other thoughts:
Pacific Universal T-something Arena
Qwest Under a New Title
Or we could all collectively decide it's named after a local business we like. Do we like Ivar's? I could get behind calling it Ivar's Field. The Clam, maybe?
@24 almost. What Paul Allen should've named it from the start - Hendrix Field. It has that 2-1 syllable flow like Fenway or Wrigley. And the intro tunes would rock.
Gotta be Seahawks Stadium. For the Sounders games, I'm fine with using the video-game-themed field name: XBOX Pitch at Seahawks Stadium. I mean, we have XBOX Live on the jerseys, so it's no biggie including that in the field name...
Or maybe we could call it the Don James Pitch at Seahawks Stadium, just to annoy Mr. James. Didn't he oppose soccer being played at Husky Stadium during the World Cup being held in the US?
I've always called it the Salt Shaker, as in we had to have a fucking matched set of salt and pepper shaker stadiums to appease the powers that be who collect these things, and the white one is the salt shaker. Safeco is, of course, the Pepper Shaker.
@29, you're not keeping up. The Sounders are very close to the top of the league, just .21 points per match behind the leader, LA (whom we meet next weekend down in Carson). We're the hottest team in MLS in the past month.
I'm sorry -- you want to name it after a guy who got the hell out of Seattle as fast as he possibly could, long before he had his first interesting musical idea, and never came back? The connection between Seattle and Hendrix is slim and accidental. And I don't want to hear anymore goddamn terrible rock music when I'm sitting in the stands; Grammatrain was bad enough.
Might as well call it Ray Charles Stadium; at least he came here by choice, and recorded here.
@50: It's pronounced "BREW-am", roughly. Silent english consonants are hard to type out. Anyway: if that's too hard, just go with RBP. I understand it's the term used by the rather frighteningly overly-devoted Sounders supporters, but there are a few thousand of us who already call it that!
Ultimately Fnarf is spot-on, though: so long as there is no "Grammatrain" played, I do not care what it is called.
@69, you are physically incapable of making factually correct statements, aren't you?
US + Canada + Australia + New Zealand + South Africa + Ireland + substantial portions of northern England = a hell of a lot more than .125% of the population of the earth. Everybody who is primarily interested in another code of football calls soccer "soccer" to distinguish them. In addition, soccer is well understood and commonly used as an alternate name throughout Asia and Africa.
Here's a tip: don't comment on soccer. Ever. You know NOTHING.
@73 Football having historically been a more broad term for many different sports that one plays on ones feet using a ball. Association football being what we now call football or soccer, the later being a shortened 'Oxford er' version of association.
@77. Quite so. Which is why people use "soccer" in countries where another kind of football is more common. No one in Australia or Canada would assume "soccer" if you said "football" to them. In Australia, soccer is the fourth-most-popular kind of football, after Australian Rules, Rugby League, or Rugby Union.
This difference is commonly used by ignoramuses like Will to either demonstrate the gross inferiority of Americans, or their own great familiarity with the ways of the world, but it always demonstrates instead the exact opposite.
@89: I don't even know what you're arguing, but the snide superiority is enough to make me hold the opposite opinion. Count me as a vote for the other side, whatever it is.
As for the stadium, can we go postmodern and call it Seatac Airport?
Hendrix Field! Born here, went to Garfield, and did indeed come back to visit - tho his heart was in NYC and London understandably. Why the hate, Fnarf? and what the hell is Grammatrain? I'm talking Hendrix!
@82, why you would discount English speakers when talking about the usage of an English word is something that only your 10-watt refrigerator-bulb mind can imagine.
As for your hilarious assertions @89, you have never successfully managed to use even French correctly here, let alone any other languages or, uh, dialects. Or do you want to try and bring up the "Courts du Palme" episode again?
You're an quasi-literate boob in any tongue, and you're wrong.
But I suspect that it will end up being called "The Clink", and that's not too bad.
Too long? Too soon?
But after some thought, I think I'm with Hernandez: I'll call it "Sounders Field" from now on.
Jimi Hendrix Stadium... I like the sound of that!
Nice air conditioning...yum.
Some other thoughts:
Pacific Universal T-something Arena
Qwest Under a New Title
Or we could all collectively decide it's named after a local business we like. Do we like Ivar's? I could get behind calling it Ivar's Field. The Clam, maybe?
This will help all the sloggers with nary a care for the world of Seattle athletics save for kickball.
"Where is Tim tonight?"
"Oh, he's at SPORTS!"
"Pfft, who goes to SPORTS! anymore?"
Or maybe we could call it the Don James Pitch at Seahawks Stadium, just to annoy Mr. James. Didn't he oppose soccer being played at Husky Stadium during the World Cup being held in the US?
The Football Stadium
Taxpayer Teat
Sodo Stadium. Be honest about where it is.
John T. Williams Field. That'll teach 'em.
Yeah, Hendrix Field.
Might as well call it Ray Charles Stadium; at least he came here by choice, and recorded here.
Taxpayers' Park
Awfuckitjusttakemywallet Stadium
Ultimately Fnarf is spot-on, though: so long as there is no "Grammatrain" played, I do not care what it is called.
The Big Vage
The Vulv
Unless you know of a pending merger by Anheiser Busch, my point stands.
Yes, that would be your beloved Seahawks and Sounders. By taking the cash they've forfeited any rights to the name, or goodwill.
But you can also refer to it as the Seattle Football Stadium, since football is soccer in 99.875 pct of the world.
that or the sea-sound lounge.
US + Canada + Australia + New Zealand + South Africa + Ireland + substantial portions of northern England = a hell of a lot more than .125% of the population of the earth. Everybody who is primarily interested in another code of football calls soccer "soccer" to distinguish them. In addition, soccer is well understood and commonly used as an alternate name throughout Asia and Africa.
Here's a tip: don't comment on soccer. Ever. You know NOTHING.
This difference is commonly used by ignoramuses like Will to either demonstrate the gross inferiority of Americans, or their own great familiarity with the ways of the world, but it always demonstrates instead the exact opposite.
A lot of times I turn off the Chrome auto-translate because it gets in the way.
They call it football. U can't help American lack of language skills or travel experience.
As for the stadium, can we go postmodern and call it Seatac Airport?
As for your hilarious assertions @89, you have never successfully managed to use even French correctly here, let alone any other languages or, uh, dialects. Or do you want to try and bring up the "Courts du Palme" episode again?
You're an quasi-literate boob in any tongue, and you're wrong.
I vote for Seattle Football Stadium. But I'm not sure my vote should count, as I live in Portland.
Or are you so out of it you think that people still have iceboxes?