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1
She's a silly teenager. The press should leave her alone.
2
That girl is well on her way to a career in porn.
3
Wow, she looks high. Or like she's practicing that after watching some soft core. (Which would explain the highness.)
4
Kelly,
Ahem, that was one uncomfortable "oral" moment. Could that be anymore "explicit" without being explicit? Man, fellatio city. I'll grant you she's 16 y/o but she does look older. Not that I would endorse what he is doing but some cultures don't have a problem with the age discrepancy. When I lived and worked in the Republic of Cameroon, a largely Muslim central African country, my colleague took a fourth wife of 17 y/o. He was 47 y/o.
5
She looks like someone without teeth, attempting to chew.
6
Tooms!
7
Kelly O, if you ever say 'natch' again I will stop speaking to you.

Not that I've ever met you of course, but all the same.
8
MISS OCEAN SHORES!
9
That's awful. She's still a 16-yr-old kid, once you crape off the vicitimization.
10
He's making her wear a vibrator right there on the sofa in front of everyone, right?
11
She's a lousy actor. The press should leave her alone.
13
That's just... wow. However, we've all seen dumb pictures of ourselves (my favorite being that one of McCain with his tongue out, face twisted, and hand out like he was going to pinch Obama's butt) that really just capture a random movement. Could be like that. I'd like to see that clip in more context, though I would agree she looks high to me.

She doesn't look 16 and he doesn't look 51 but it's nevertheless pretty disturbing and I really hope that this doesn't end badly.
14
two words.
coked
up
15
@14, I think you're right. She's like "I know there's a few grains right there in my nostril, if I can just reach 'em, no one will see whoo ooh ooooh oopsie!".
16
Yeah, there's something wrong with her. For her sake, I hope it is something that a divorce and rehab can fix. But maybe not. Maybe she is -gasp- stupid.
17
@4

Cameroon is a largely Christian country. Less than a quarter of Cameroonians are Muslim.
18
@4,

Cultures that don't have a problem with age discrepancies are those where women are wholly dependent on men, to the point that parents are relieved to marry off their underaged daughters to old men because at least their daughters will be well cared for (strictly in economic terms). Once cultures reach some degree of equality, age discrepancies rapidly shrink because, when women have a choice, they don't choose old men.

Even in the U.S., age discrepancies among married, heterosexual couples have decreased from seven years to three years since the '60s.
19
See kids? This is how you do child prostitution. Nice 'n legal.
20
I love the shots of her cooking in her leopard-skin bra, and walking the dog in stripper heels ON GRASS. I also think it's super-groovy that it would be a felony for this guy to look at naked photographs of his own wife.
21
She looks like a cat getting it's ass scratched.
22
@21- Don't try to make this hot.
23
Congrats on critiquing a 16-year-old victim parasites.
24
@23, I think it's pretty clear that the 16-year-old is the parasite here. She is hardly the first young girl who decided "if I have to fuck this old man to become a star, I'm game".
25
@21 I was going to say something funny but but can't beat that.
26
Jesus, you guys. She's a kid who's been primed and pimped out by her parents to be this dreadful roadside attraction. If you can't see how she's trying on different identities she's seen on television - you know, like all teenage girls do - then you're blind. It's easy for a teenage girl to look older; that doesn't mean she should be treated like she's older.

And Fnarf, what the fuck is wrong with you? A parasite? What about her parents? Aren't they bigger parasites, pimping out their daughter like this?

This is a slow-motion tragedy that's been sixteen years in the making. Lil Courtney here has a tough road ahead of her.
27
@26, you are of course correct -- her parents made her this way. They are the devils of the piece. But she's an eager participant. She set out after him, not the other way around. How long before we see her bloated corpse hauled out of a seedy motel room, a la Anna Nicole Smith? This is entertainment in America.
28
And this, kids, is what a molested child looks like when she's grown up. Very sad.
29
Tweaker tongue
30
@27: I hope she makes a lot of money, spends it on (good) therapy, and enjoys the rest of her life on a cashew farm with her adopted children.

But I fear your prediction is more likely.
31
@29: ritalin and/or adderall often does this same thing, it's like being a "legit" tweaker tho.

& age is gonna be even more harsh on her by the time she is 22.

(btw, chicka, the leatherface and crazyeyes look is being done already, by like everyone... including even loopy house representatives from Minnesota, eh gah.)
32
watching this makes me really want to get high. and with a hot teen? all the better!
33
She's one of the lizard people. Somebody alert David Icke!
34
Is it just me, or do you think that the producers/showrunners/studios behind "Lost" and "24" are really glad they are referring to this guy as "The Green Mile's Doug Hutchison"?

It could have so easily been "Horace Goodspeed" from Lost or "Davros" from 24...
35
@26, amen. @27, I don't give a fuck who "set out after" whom. She's a teenager and her husband and parents are the parasites, end of story. #nabokovwasanasshole
36
Sorry but that looked a lot like a neurological tic she was compensating for... Has she been diagnosed with anything? I didn't see a salacious video here - I saw someone who is ill I think.
37
@18: Cultures that have a problem with age differences are the ones where youth is fetishized and anyone over a certain age is marginalized and considered asexual.
38
@35: I searched for that twitter tag but you're the only one google found. Trendsetter? For shame, Nabokov was a brilliant writer. Anyway, that girl is way way too old for Humbert.
39
@17,
I dispute that. I don't know the percentages per se but Cameroon is animist, Christian and Muslim with Islam arguably being the greatest % of all three. What is important is where I lived in the Far North Province was overwhelmingly Muslim. Practicing polygamy and adult men marrying very young brides was very common.

@18,
I don't dispute what you said. Like you, I want a greater role economically for women so they are not so dependent on men especially in the developing world where this kind "culture" exists. Clearly, when women get to choose their mates the age differential dissipates. My point was that some "Cultures" still tolerate this sort of behavior. In addition, they are creeping into the Occident (America & elsewhere).
40
Re: @4, 17, 18,

From what I have observed of old man- young woman marriages there, while they are not generally ideal, they work better than in our culture because people do not expect their spouses to be everything for them emotionally and socially. The chances of a marriage like that working is much lower in our culture.

And not all polygamists in Africa are Muslim. Polygamy has been around a lot longer than Islam.
41
@1: "She's a silly teenager. The press should leave her alone."

She's got a hunger for fame. The press is mostly apathetic for how much they go out of their way to mug for stories and airtime.

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