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This Morning When I Was Stumbling Around Without My Glasses On

Grant Brissey
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1
Are you experiencing synesthesia?
carrma on July 19, 2011 at 10:59 AM Report this
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If you're that visually impaired, always put bright colored tape on your eye-drops bottle, so that you can see it's safe even without your glasses.
tiktok on July 19, 2011 at 10:59 AM Report this
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I can't read the poll. I put eardrops into my eyes some years ago.
zombie eyes on July 19, 2011 at 11:00 AM Report this
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Your symptoms may include posting random photos for no reason.
gloomy gus on July 19, 2011 at 11:04 AM Report this
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dude just get a livejournal please and leave us out of your random shit
six five on July 19, 2011 at 11:07 AM Report this
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#5 lolz
brokn2pieces on July 19, 2011 at 11:08 AM Report this
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At least you won't have to worry about waxy eyes.
Banna on July 19, 2011 at 11:10 AM Report this
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I would call a nurse hotline instead of leaving your eye care up to random people on the internet.
suddenlyorcas on July 19, 2011 at 11:11 AM Report this
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If you start seeing dead birds everywhere you go, it's bad. If not, simply soak up the excess with a dash of foot powder, and go on about your business.
RonK, Seattle on July 19, 2011 at 11:12 AM Report this
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What's in the eardrops? Did it hurt?

Oh, polls are fun. Even random ones. (I voted "no").

Sandiai on July 19, 2011 at 11:15 AM Report this
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Your eardrops probably contain carbamide peroxide, which acts like hydrogen peroxide but a little less fizzy. Could still burn your eye. I assume by now you've rinsed your eye out thoroughly (under cool running water). Dry and style your hair... whoa, that was quick! If you normally wear contacts, don't today. Use a lubricating eyedrop (have someone else read the label for you, dumbshit). Steal someone's seeing-eye dog to get to work (we've all seen then on TV; how hard can they be to work?).
rob! on July 19, 2011 at 11:17 AM Report this
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The only thing that can help you is lots of alcohol.
very bad homo on July 19, 2011 at 11:19 AM Report this
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Where's the option for "I'm no medical doctor, but I'm happy to point and laugh at you"?
evilvolus on July 19, 2011 at 11:23 AM Report this
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It'll all go to the same place, won't it?
TVDinner on July 19, 2011 at 11:37 AM Report this
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@14 - Welcome to Slog. That option goes without saying.
MacCrocodile on July 19, 2011 at 11:42 AM Report this
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@ 5, you know, it isn't that hard to scroll past these. And if you think "random shit" has no place on SLOG, then you really must be new here.
Matt from Denver on July 19, 2011 at 11:59 AM Report this
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Geez, Grant and Prince Frederic von Anhalt.
raindrop on July 19, 2011 at 12:00 PM Report this
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I voted that it wasn't a bad thing. I think we should all go through at least one day out of our lives looking like Popeye I tells ya.
bobbelieu on July 19, 2011 at 12:07 PM Report this
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@18 beat me to it. Just be thankful it's not crazy glue (or any kind of glue, really).
Fnarf on July 19, 2011 at 12:07 PM Report this
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17: correction, he should get a personal blog for his INANE shit.

six five on July 19, 2011 at 12:25 PM Report this
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It means YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!!!!
seandr on July 19, 2011 at 12:36 PM Report this
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Now you can see what I'm saying...
v-man on July 19, 2011 at 12:37 PM Report this
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Just put eye drops in your right ear and they'll cancel-out each other. No, really.
Anastasia Beaverhausen on July 19, 2011 at 12:39 PM Report this
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@ 21 - my answer remains the same. You know about Charles Mudede, don't you?
Matt from Denver on July 19, 2011 at 1:06 PM Report this
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Quick, go watch 200 Motels again. It will all make sense now.
knobtheunicorn on July 19, 2011 at 2:57 PM Report this
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RIP, Grant.
butterw on July 19, 2011 at 3:18 PM Report this
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"Oh, Maggoo, you've done it again!"
Timrrr on July 19, 2011 at 3:50 PM Report this
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Don't worry. There have been wonderful strides made in braille pornography.
tkc on July 19, 2011 at 4:00 PM Report this
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I wish this had been a poll about which Slog staffer accidentally put ear drops in his eye. I knew with certitude before I looked at the byline.

Why is that?
emma's bee on July 19, 2011 at 4:04 PM Report this
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@9 FTW
Violet_DaGrinder on July 19, 2011 at 4:29 PM Report this

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