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Incoherent sentence.
2
Closer than what? Quit drinking and get back to work.
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Closer? Closer than what? What bed? Were you in a boat?
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I understand what you're saying Jen. When I first heard that there were sharks in Puget Sound, I was ready to move to Spokane. But then I read that they are not known to attack unprovoked, and I'm not the kind of dumbass who provokes sharks. So just don't do that and you should be fine.
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@4 - Sharks started it.
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They swim closer to shore -- way closer -- at night.
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Above Puget Sound? Were they flying or swimming?
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@6 I guess you're attempting to explain what you meant in your post, but I'm now thinking that you should go get checked by a neurologist.
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and yet strangely arousing. i'm in.
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This post could be a finalist for that annual Worst Opening Sentence contest.
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You might be interested to know that Fnarf, like MacHeath, has just a jackknife.
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@11, But does he keep it out of sight?
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Ha. It's a freaky sentence, I give you that.
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