If you see something, say something.

Could somebody just suspend his Slog authorization and relegate him to Lineout? This is a blog with national readership, if not worldwide. This is inane, useless, nothingness.

"Oh but just keep scrolling!"

Oh but just keep embarrassing yourself?

Are these places where you have publicly urinated, or are about to?

This is just the beat I have been given. I report on crime in Green Lake.

It's a shame you moved. Green Lake Watch really lacks the drama and suspense that Traffic Report had.

How much crime is there in Green Lake? Fish muggings? Millfoil ponzi schemes? Milk carton homicides?

@6 Arson.

Well, at least you're getting out of the house from time to time since you've moved. Still, put down the bong

Littering in Green Lake should carry the death penalty.

(oh, and @2? Chill out)

9, I'm chill. After about the 30th post like this, it gets really old. But that's probably my own problem for reading Slog too much, not Bissey's.

Typical Grant Brissey nonsense.