Film/TV Sep 19, 2011 at 9:01 am

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1
"gayer-than-empty-lube-bottles"

Can someone please parse this for me?

Are full or only partially used lube bottles somehow a straight thing?

Are homosexuals somehow more likely to use all the lube in the tube?

As comparison points go, this does not seem particularly gay to me.
2
It went on waaaaaay too long. Way too long. I love Jane Lynch but it eventually got too hammy to even be chuckle-worthy by the end there. Especially the part where she goes after herself as her Glee persona Sue- mostly because I agree with Ms. Sylvester's case and not all all with Lynch. It just felt like a half-hearted attempt to poke fun at itself and instead accidentally came off as a genuine self-love mastubatory speech.

However! Some bits were great- especially with the fantastic (as always) Mr. Nemoy.
3
Hey, Dan, aren't you always talking about how most anal sex is straight anal sex? And you know, of course, that people use lube for vaginal and manual sex as well. What's gay about empty lube bottles again?
4
I half thought the second half of your headline would be "...I appear on them". (Speaking as one of the flying monkeys who waited through five thousand other recipients to hear your Webby acceptance, all the while we liveslogged something or other...)

I loved one of Jane Lynch's lines highlighted by an LA Times blogger, one of her presenter introductions, something like: "Some people wonder why I'm a lesbian. Ladies and gentlemen, here to present the next award, the cast of Entourage."
5
Nimoy wouldn't do more Fringe episodes but he'll do this? Hmm. Also, FYI, this was the bit Alec Baldwin pre-taped but dropped out of because Fox cut a Rupert Murdoch joke.
6
Eh...some of it was okay. I agree, Dexter for Father of the Year! The Mad Men skit was cute. That's about it actually.
7
Too long, but Jane is adorable and the Mad Men part was good.
8
that silver dress was totally wrong for her
9
Upchuck worthy.

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