You have a fabulously dirty mind.

Gives new meaning to "Hey, sugar!"

o.O

ahh.. the food deserts... vast waistlands of nothing good to eat. ;)

Hey Dan (or anybody), what is the best showing to attend? I plan to buy tickets tonight.

Savage has produce on the brain. *Snicker*

#3: I thought perhaps "food desert" was some American term I wasn't familiar with. But then, I don't know what a "food dessert" is either.

@4 Tonight at Rudy's you can only buy tickets to the midnight shows. On Saturday at 10am, you'll be able to purchase tickets online at humpseattle.com for all others.

Hehe, one of them is phallic and one has a hole: I get it!

@6: He may well mean a metaphorical "food desert", as in "it's a desert with respect to the availability of good food". That make more sense to me than "food dessert", certainly, as I'm unaware of desserts that are not foods, rendering the qualifier unnecessary, and too confusing to be effective as a conscious stylistic choice.

Thanks, Caroline @7. I'll be at Rudy's tonight to get tix to a midnight showing. Any recommendations on the best night to attend?

@8 Really? I've had fabulous desserts that didn't involve food at all. *ahem*

I'm going nuts with the stupid ChristianMingle dating service that keeps getting advertised here. "Find God's Match for You"???? augh.....

hey! i took that picture! sweet! lol.. and yes, while it made me laugh over the fact that i'd bet anyone a $1 they sold more donuts than bananas, everybody else who has seen it goes straight for the hole/dick visual... maybe i'd just had sex, that's the only excuse i have... lol..

@11 Kinda tells you something about the reading habits of the religious right, doesn't it?

No doubt some douche somewhere is reading Slog, writing up a stunning critique of homosexuality (Sneak Preview: "YOUR GOIN TO HELL FAGS!!!!!!!") and masturbating furiously.

@13 and that, ladeez and gents, would be the wingnut non-food dessert...

Food deserts are areas in which it is difficult to purchase fresh, healthy foods. The most commonly thought of is an urban neighborhood in which grocers have gone under, so only mini-marts are available for miles. The only affordable food available is canned, frozen, dehydrated, or otherwise processed. All of this is complicated if/when poor folks don't have reliable transportation to get to stores in reasonable timeframes.

It's easy for me to pick up a hot roasted chicken from Fred Meyer and be home before it cools, with some fresh fruit and veggies too. Poor folks, not so much.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_desert

Hey, Becky -- thanks for sending it! When I was ready to post it I couldn't find your email to Slog-tipper-credit you by name. Sorry about that!

hey that pic is of a foursome. soooper dirty mind, savage.

please, no need to apologize! it was a lovely thrill to suddenly see it on a blog i check every day :) i adore you, sir.. and happily post links to you constantly.. now if i could just get you to answer a question.. :P