i have an office. neither of you do. fags

i used to defend Charles. i used to think he was smart. even through the Natalie Merchant's breasts posts.

now i don't know if he's stupid or an asshole. probably both. this was life and death, rape and murder. not a fucking tickle machine.

I feel the same as Charles about Slog. And don't discount the possibility that he spoke that aloud using third person in hopes it would freak you out enough that you might, you know, tickle him.

Charles is Slog’s Tickle Me Elmo.

@3, if it means anything. your comments are meaningful to me. they have always been. even when they are mean to me.

@6 Lord Supreme Uncle: thank you for letting us pull your Elmo string!

I've never really found Mudede objectionable, though he frequently provides me some food-for-thought.

I don't understand why he seems to attract the ire of so many; but seeing as I understand myself to possess good taste, I must assume it is that which they lack.

Eat me, you bloody faeries.

Eeew, referring to one's self in the third person is ... creepy.

You sit next to him? Fuck. How do you stop yourself from killing him?

As anyone at SLOG Happy knows, Charles is way more fun in person.

@10

From what I understand, Charles' desk has a bulwark of papers and books surrounding it, ensuring he is isolated from his fellows.

Charles is easily the most entertaining slog poster and those who think otherwise need some irony lessons.

I think Chuckles is a great writer, and I can never sense if his posts are serious or agent provocateur. That is why I call him Chuckles on Slog and Charles IRL. Something about the duality of man...or something. Chuckles will reference the proper philosopher for me sometime down the road.

Plus he wrote about my friend Matt, who should be teaching frosh English to every college student in the state. If Matt, likes him, there is some honest-to-shit-goodness in there.