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Overheard in the Office

Cienna Madrid
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Does this mean the person we all want to see sleeping in the raw more than anyone else is Grant Brissey?

Statler N Waldorf on October 6, 2011 at 2:49 PM Report this
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Wait. "Smooth Cheeks"? I call him sweet lips.
Vince on October 6, 2011 at 2:51 PM Report this
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OMG I saw the shit geyser! It was horrible!!
seandr on October 6, 2011 at 2:54 PM Report this
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I need another poll to determine who in the office is known as Shit Geyser.
MacCrocodile on October 6, 2011 at 3:01 PM Report this
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another Stranger circle jerk.... who gives a shit?
North American Speckled Fleebeedoo on October 6, 2011 at 3:07 PM Report this
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@4: CHS has the story. Turns out it wasn't shit, it was fluid being blasted against the rocks 90 feet below by the .... wait for it ....TUNNEL boring machine.
seandr on October 6, 2011 at 3:09 PM Report this
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Dan's in New York, so it can't be him.

Although no date for the quote is given, so maybe it is him...
Zebes on October 6, 2011 at 3:09 PM Report this
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It was fnarf
jjm84 on October 6, 2011 at 3:10 PM Report this
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@5: FTW
Phoebe on NE 79th on October 6, 2011 at 3:12 PM Report this
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@6 - Thanks, I saw that, but now apparently, Shit Geyser is in the office. Clearly, someone on staff must now be known as Shit Geyser.
MacCrocodile on October 6, 2011 at 3:21 PM Report this
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@5 I think you mean "Who gives a shit geyser?".
care bear on October 6, 2011 at 3:35 PM Report this
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Whoever it was, they stole this bit from a Pee-Wee's Playhouse episode where Pee-Wee had a sleepover and Cowboy Curtis (Laurence Fishburne) had a pickle of time figuring out what he was going to do since cowboys sleep in the buff.
diggum on October 6, 2011 at 3:40 PM Report this
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I care not a whit who sleeps bare (not raw, please, unless you're suffering from either road rash or carpet burns)—it's really the only way unless you have to share a bedroom with children older than about two.

My opinion of you will suffer, however, if you wear a) full-on JCPenney pj's; b) Fruit of the Looms; c) frilly whatnots.

Bonus points for buttplugs or chastity belts.
rob! on October 6, 2011 at 4:10 PM Report this
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This poll is legally binding, right? The one we pick has to sleep "in the raw" henceforth, right? "In the raw" means "without skin", right?
treacle on October 6, 2011 at 4:11 PM Report this
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I voted for Keith Olbermann.
Will in Seattle on October 6, 2011 at 4:15 PM Report this
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Okay, poll over--it was Goldy. I asked if I could take a pic of his "rawness" but he wouldn't let me because he's not a team player like that.
Cienna Madrid on October 6, 2011 at 4:31 PM Report this
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^^Ha! I KNEW it!! and Yes I Did cast my vote for Goldy because ... well, I could tell you why, but then I'd hafta give you an atomic wedgie.
merry on October 6, 2011 at 4:40 PM Report this
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Damn, I went with team Brissey.
sikandro on October 6, 2011 at 5:00 PM Report this
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Is there only one correct answer? Why no "all of the above"?
BenY on October 6, 2011 at 9:30 PM Report this
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@19, because that mental image would break my brain.
Cienna Madrid on October 7, 2011 at 10:03 AM Report this

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