A little help here?

Look at the URL for the Reuters link.

Wow. WATCH has to be made up of some of the least fun people ever. Why am I not surprised they're based in MA? If I recall my childhood correctly, it was always the most dangerous toys that were the most fun. Hell, they've got wooden blocks on a stick listed as one of the most dangerous products of the year, a toy that's been around since, I'm guessing, thefucking dawn of time.

From their website : ""W.A.T.C.H." was founded as a non-profit organization dedicated to children’s causes and committed to the creation of multi-dimensional educational programs. The goal of the programs is to teach children in elementary school classrooms, through cooperative learning, how to develop the critical thinking and participation skills necessary to becoming responsible consumers in a consumer-oriented society."

Yeah. Least fun group ever. Way to turn childhood into a chore, people.

truly clueless.
as a child, I carried a pocket knife daily starting at around ten.
somehow, I have survived to be an adult.
and, yes, I also saw images of people with bags below their eyes.

WATCH is real.
SOIL is real.
WATCH listing SOIL artists... not real.

@3

If I recall my childhood correctly, it was always the most dangerous toys that were the most fun.

Yeah, yeah. Cliche #2,733. When I was a kid, blah blah blah.

Question! Does your generation have a longer or shorter average life expectancy than the younger generations? Ever wonder how that life expectancy number gets calculated? Ever wonder what accounts for the difference between one generation and the next?

I'd rather make my kid's childhood a "chore" than bury him. You go have your fun.

@6: I don't know whether you're male or female, but it clearly doesn't matter. You've got enough panty fabric jammed up your hooha that it's clear anyone breeding with you must feel like they're fucking a body temperature mattress. Good Elder Gods, even Cthulhu finds you tiresome, and he only notices people when he eats them.