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1
But if I read it, I might turn into a zombie like him ...
2
Is Newt Gingrich Michael Crichton in disguise?!?!?!??!?!
3
"theme parks with real live dinosaurs"

What a visionary!

4
That old fuckwad will have a heart attack anytime now. No future for you, you crook.
5
Also, in answer to your title: They're both Dicks.
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Only...Philip K. Dick was awesome, a multiple Hugo award winner and is widely regarded as one of the most relevant and important science fiction authors of all time.
7
The moon sucks anyway.
8
Gingrich is loathsome but he is a Historian...no quotes, no winks....
9
He's also imagined manly piglet-men hunting giraffes.
10
Damn, @5 beat me to it.
11
Severe mental illness?
12
Chronic amphetamine abuse leading to delusion?
13
Somebody go deliver Newt his Oxycontin and Viagra while wearing a gold necklace with a fish pendant quick! (Nobody will get THAT one, --MC.)
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Oh dear... This post stirs a memory (I hate memories. They cause wrinkles)

Wasn't Newt the one who was obsessed about how people would have intercourse in space - the gravity and all?
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In answer to the question asked: Philip K. Dick had "Dick" as part of his name. Newt Gingrich has "Dick" as part of his personality.
17
@7 Fuck you.
18
@13- So he'll see the pink laser? (Yes, I get THAT one.)

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