Brilliant! This should be a regular feature on slog.

I think I'm in love.

@2 I said that aloud just before reading your comment. We must settle this as men. Does a duel at sunrise work for you?

I suppose it's only a matter of time now before someone Photoshops Helen Keller in full Straight Outta Compton regalia declaring, "Fuck tha Police" while uttering nary a syllable.

"Hurray! Thanks for watching!"
That's my favorite part.

@2 vs @4 then I will take on the winner. Hurray!

@4 and @7, too late boys/girls, we just got hitched! Horray! (Makes sign language gesture of contempt)