The Republican Money Machine.

or

Fire in the Belly of the Beat.

"Moments later, Smitty reviewed the work orders and realized that the addresses for the bank and the crematorium were eerily similar..."

Serious Penalties For Early Withdrawal.

I thought this was how Romney heated his 4th home.

It was all going to go towards fees anyway, why do you care what the bank does with it once you give it to them?

"Hey now it's burning up even before it starts burning a hole through my pocket!"

Only a true Slogger would see a building on fire and instead of calling 911 email a photo to Grant Brissey.

You guys keep laughing. I've bundled this and several other bank fires together into what I like to call a "Thermodynamic Energy Investment Security" and sold it off to eager investors. By the time they realize just how, exactly, all this money is contributing to domestic energy production, I'll be rich and the Romney administration will be clamoring for the legal protection of myself and other "financial entrepeneurs."

Lol, @8.

Make sure you patent it.

Every bit as effective as donating to Michelle Bachman. Right-wingers, mortage your house, liquidate your kids' college funds and do it NOW!

I hope the camera is destroyed so I can get some unburnt Jacksons before this is done!

So that's what happens when you deposit North Korean Won..;-D