At some point, can't you just stop buying aluminum foil? Not every coupon has to be used right? I mean, they'll print more...

I don't know if it was from the posted video or the one after, but damn, I don't care if it's cheap; the only reason for stocking a hundred mega rolls of foil is if you're expecting an alien invasion.

Dolla make me holla, boo boo honey chile! Is anyone else as turned on by this as I am? You should post the long version, where the little angel, er, child-abuse victim rhapsodizes about her "special go-go juice", which may or may not be Mountain Dew with special additives (like vodka or meth powder).

It's recyclable. But reuse is better, since it takes a lot of energy to melt and recast metals.

Personally, my fave alloys always had bitumin in them. Aluminium is nice, but less fun.

@2 maybe it's Pepsi Ten or whatever that fake "Pepsi Zero for Guys Only" is, but recast in a Pink Can?

I agree with that little girl in Quebec that all this fake "girls toys" vs "boys toys" stuff is just plain stupid.

here's the full clip, if you want to find out a little about her mom. but, you already know, don't you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTW4QHuWp…

"her future goals is to be a coupon queen like her momma"

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

What the hell is wrong with that kid? She talks like the watches Jerry Springer's 4 ring bitch fight and Maury Povich all day long. That is just wrong!

It shouldn't be legal for 'pageants' to give kids money taped to paper plates in the shape of a fan.

CPS, anyone?

Damn you @2 for egging on that damned @5 to link to the full goddam fucking damn clip.

6 years old? She talks like she's 3.

Oh my god. WE'RE DOOOOOMED. It's official. I now wish the Mayan apocalypse was real. As a species, we don't deserve to continue reproducing.

this about sums it up http://cdn.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/…

Someone get this child to rehab. She is A DRUNK.

I'll just leave this here.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6132f…

What the fuck was that!? I know, I might understand if I'd open up any of the links, but I'm depressed enough already. Can we start a eugenics panel?

@10 so, you've never been to a Quincenara?

same principle, but you pin the money to the dress.

@4, what the fuck are you talking about? She drinks a flourescent yellow fluid out of a clear plastic bottle -- obviously Mountain Dew. @1 wasn't talking about the drink, she was talking about the mother's couponing mania which has caused her to buy way too much aluminum foil (and laundry detergent, and paper towels, and...)

I think you've set a new record for irrelevancy and lack of understanding here. Why, why, WHY do you have to comment on stuff when you obviously haven't seen it and have no idea what it's about? YOU ARE THE MOST RIDICULOUS HUMAN WHO EVER LIVED. I would take a hundred Alanas and their mothers for a lifetime over ten seconds of you.

"Dolla Makes Me Holla ... (unintelligible ...)" -- anyone else see a future stripper in the making?

@19, they're 15 and they're not competing with each other for money. The kid in the video seems like she's on a path to be Gordon Gecko or Heidi Fleis.

I don't watch this show. Is there a pole-dancing event?

I've missed the lunchtime quickie so much. Please don't ever leave us again! (the girl from that video is rather odd, by the way.)

More abortions now!