Well thank goodness it was good old heterosexual man on female dog and not that disgusting man on male dog gay sex.

Cuz that would be wrong.

see the comments on the story? everyone's all "har-dee-har-har" about it and nodody seems appalled. i know it's the south and all, but wtf?

Traditional? Not at all. That was a "mixed-breed dog." Miscegination! A traditional gentleman would insist on a purebred with AKC papers!

@3 - you have to admit there are some pretty funny lines in the comments:

- And the call it 'puppy love'.
- He's the pick of the litter...
- Are the police sure they collared the right guy?
- What would Scooby do?
- Ruh Ro!
- It might not have been a Dachshund, but it was a wiener dog that day!
- You know he's just going to get a slap on the paw.
- Gives a whole new meaning to 'dog day afternoon'.
- Come get your Milk-Bone!
- It was a Mal-tease.
- You had me at woof!
- Did you see the collar that bitch was wearing? She was asking for it!
- That's one sick puppy.

And my personal favorite...
"Knick knack paddy whack"

In my opinion, the most distasteful part of this episode is that the dog was under 18 years of age.

Having sex with an animal is a felony??

Reminds me of your "so... is it a girl horse or a boy horse?" "...(deep breath) I am NOT a /homosexual/." story, Dan.

Apparently they have rape kits for dogs.

If it was "felony crime against nature," does that mean it is out of the jurisdiction of local/county/state court system? If it was a crime against nature, then should Nature be the one to press charges and hear the case?

In your joking around, remember that in Charlotte, it was a felony crime against nature to suck dick until the Supreme Court ruled on that Texas case - less that 10 years agO!!!!

Oh my. ""Recovered a DNA sample."

Yikes.

In case a bazillion others haven't already sent this one, Dan, I think it needs a post all by itself:

http://thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/gay…

@7 - Only if you're a selfish prick and didn't give the animal an orgasm.

#8 Iknowright? That was like. The best.

@7: And eating them not, nor storing them immobile in large warehouses living in their own shit and having their intestines vacuumed to prevent ruptures from the food-intolerance-induced bloating, nor having their claws and beaks sliced off in infancy, etc. Anyone who argues that laws about zoophilia are about ethical treatment of animals and eats factory-farmed meat is a big hypocrite. They're really all about "Eww! Icky sex! Lock up the perverts!" Even if I think fucking non-human animals is pretty weird, it's definitely not felony material, in the context of what we ARE allowed to do to animals.

@8: Hehe, that's a good story.