He called him "bro". That's priceless. What a knob.

The man is simply not capable of speaking English: "and that is just ridiculous of what's going on". Traumatic Brain Encephalopathy, anyone?

I do, however, really really really want him to run for President. In 2013.

Dear gawd, seriously. "Bro" ? "We're fighting for our life up here" ?

Who exactly, is killing whom? Does every gay marriage now require that the gay couple assassinate a straight couple?

You know, just being asked to run for president is no qualification for anything. One of my cow-orkers was all worked up over the Occupy movement, and wondering what the heck those scruffy kids were all about. I patiently explained, in small words, about income inequality, tax rates, and corporate profits. The cow-orker then suggested I run for president, since I knew so much.

I am, of course, a moron (as anyone reading Slog can easily tell). So tell me again, Pastor Hutch, why being asked ten times to run for president qualifies you for anything?

We've now moved forward to having anti-heterosexual gay death squads? Is this like if the A-Team replaced BA with a bear, Face with a fabulous guy, and so on, but instead of helping the helpless they rode around Broadway in a sick van shooting straight couples?

Damn. I really, really want to get married. But I'm not sure if I can do it if I'm required to kill a random straight person first. Who added that to the gay agenda when I wasn't looking?

BLOOD LIBEL

Oh Hutch, Hutch, Hutch....