In other words, whoever comes up with the longest and silliest list of permutations wrapped in existential sophomoric humor wins?

you gotta drop the "continue reading" link from this post

it's about 1% as funny without the text

then it's kinda amusing

wat

I like pig piles of light bulbs

Wait a minute. I know you guys are American and all that, and that you have to deal with some far out new world flora, but daisies are white. Basically. With yellow centres, obviously. Those are yellow flowers. Buttercups? Dandelions? Not daisies.

@5 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asteraceae would have been more precise, but 'daisy' is still correct

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