Yikes! Some of us keep our Valentine's Day bondage consensual and honest. And we make our own flirty chocolate desserts too. "Keep Portland Weird" the bumper stickers say. This couple do not seem to be thinking things through and keeping to the motto very well.
Ethically wrong (adultery), doing it wrong (involving the public), but I fail to see how it is legally wrong. Unintentionally sending the cops on a snark hunt isn't a crime.
The second article is from over three years ago and completely unrelated. Nothing in the articles from yesterday (like this one: http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index…) says anything about adultery.
@15, go ask Alice. Though yes, it's a more common expression.
@9, according to the Oregonian, only disorderly conduct. Maybe Oregon lawmakers have thicker sticks up their ass, but that charge wouldn't fly in Washington.
I'm sure there's a lesson in this for them, but it's not entirely clear which lesson. I wonder how the happy couple is feeling now. (Hmmm.... couldn't this be part of the plot for a sex-/kink-positive romantic comedy, starring Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock?)
And I'd also like to thank the Portland police for NOT shooting the guy role-playing as a rapist in public. Thank you!
For everyone else, please remember to construct your scenes in such a way that the words "ended in a hail of gunfire" would NOT be included should you make the evening news.
@25: GOD DAMMIT, I just spent 100 minutes in a fossil lab and the whole time, those few lines from "The Hunting of the Snark" kept running back and forth through my head.
Twenty years ago I knew someone who'd been kicked out of most of the best hotels in Orange County, Calif., for doing kidnap scenes in them. I've always expected to hear about him being shot while trying it outside someplace.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0uiY-jDk…
Really, Daily Mail? Is there some corner of this planet that doesn't know what a Subaru Legacy looks like?
Good thing they caught these evildoers, or the cops might have gone off and arrested a University of Nevada-Reno coach or alum.
@9, according to the Oregonian, only disorderly conduct. Maybe Oregon lawmakers have thicker sticks up their ass, but that charge wouldn't fly in Washington.
I'd blame Craigslist, more.
@20: Probably pretty unhappy since his wife's about to find out.
What a cruisewolf might look like.
But hey, at least they listened to one part of your advice, Dan: they fucked first.
I agree.
And I'd also like to thank the Portland police for NOT shooting the guy role-playing as a rapist in public. Thank you!
For everyone else, please remember to construct your scenes in such a way that the words "ended in a hail of gunfire" would NOT be included should you make the evening news.
*facepalm*
How? (but good for him BTW)
do the homeless now have cellphones...cuz I'm sure theres no more payphones
http://www.meencomics.com/comic/trixie-c…
The comments there also indicate they had an I, Anonymous written about them...