So essentially, you ran into the Faulous Mr. Fox?

@1 FTW

er, Fabulous. What the cuss?

You can just call 'em finger-guns.

@3, it's impossible to pronounce (or type) the letter 'b' while whistling.

This could be retitled "Why I'll Never Not Live in a City Again"

What sounded like a cheek-click was actually the bird traversing his epiglottis. The wink? Pure reflex. You try swallowing a bird.

wink/cheek-clickwink/cheek-clickwink/cheek-clickwink/cheek-clickwink/cheek-clickwink/cheek-clickwink/cheek-click

You should send someone out into the streets every day, all day long, and have them write blog entries. Different streets, of course...not just downtown and Cap Hill (and Green Lake).

My high-fives are like an aggravated old lady, pointing her fingers like she's got tiny guns.

There was an young hipster who swallowed a bird;
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
He swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him.
He swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why he swallowed that fly -
Perhaps he'll die

Not to be a cantankerous old cuss, but a pure, unwavering tone sounds like a sign wave. Unless you modulate it with an additional much lower frequency sign wave, then you would get the warble. Sorry to get all audio-science-nazi on you, but that ridiculous graphic that Google is passing off as a modified sine wave in honor of Heinrich Hertz's birthday still has my dander up.

[lol @ gus]

@12: Have you considered Head & Shoulders, or one of the identical but much cheaper generic equivalents?

Can you blame him for not wanting to get shot down by SPD for brandishing a weapon?

An excellent post and thread. I love me some frivolous on Slog.