Sounds like some fat Game of Thrones.

Sure to settle for less than $100k. Here's another bogus story I saw re-posted on here:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/phot…

I'm not gonna click the link because I'm a snob and believe even visiting TMZ briefly is beneath me. I will say, though, that the idea of Paula Deen sexually harassing anybody is pretty scary, not because of some vaguely body-shaming "oh my god it's Paula Deen" reason, but because I imagine it involves glazes of butter being spread where it's both unexpected and unwelcome.

@3: I know! UNWANTED BUTTER!!! Which is, for me, pretty much a contradiction in terms, but the Deens... they're special.

Oh god, it's last Last Torte in Paris.