Armie Hammer?

Fuck. Just watch Once Upon a Time and see Lana Parilla as a much more evil and frightening queen.

You hate Julia Roberts because she's Julia Roberts. That is, no matter what role she's in, you're always aware that she's being played by Julia Roberts.

I would watch "Die Hard: Hans Gruber Gets Rich," just to see more chewing of scenery by Alan Rickman.

Why ya gotta hate so much on K-Stew? It's not her fault Bella is possibly the worst movie or literary character ever to be conceived by womankind.

ugh.

I need to see this like Julia Roberts needs more teeth.

You hate Julia Roberts because she has too many teeth.

pretty woman reference + corn nuts comparison = best.

I'd be much more interested if the story were twisted such that it turns out the stepmother is actually the good character and Snow White is dark and evil. Like in Neil Gaiman's creepy story, "Snow, Glass, Apples" - if they made a movie out of that I would totally watch it.

@5:

Why ya gotta hate so much on K-Stew? It's not her fault Bella is possibly the worst movie or literary character ever to be conceived by womankind.

Have you seen her perform well in something? The only point of reference I have is the first Twilight movie, and regardless of the other merits or demerits of the movie and the role, her performance seemed quite bad to me. I inferred that everything else she does is terrible, perhaps unfairly. I'd be curious to see her deliver a good performance.

In fact, apparently Maxim said she was one of the "Hottest Daughters of Rock Stars" (also, really, Maxim? That's a thing? Barf.)

/me checks Lily Collins' age

Sorry, she's fair game. And I kindly refer the author to Rule 34.

A couple more over here who want to see 'Die Hard: Hans Gruber Gets Rich'...

It's okay, Megan, I hate horses for no reason, too.

@10 Oh god, that story gave me nightmares forever.

I liked Sigourney Weaver as the wicked queen in the 1997 Snow White- creepy zombie baby and all... but yeah, the Neil Gaiman version of the story onscreen would be tits. They need to do that.