Give anybody here five minutes and we can fill it up with all kinds of crazy porn.

Pretty groovy background music, there. Reminds me of a corporate motivational video from 1994.

@1, know anyone who can hack into their computers so they come starting up with some guys cumming?

@3

Nope, sorry. I'm not that experienced with the hax. The best I could do is a guy who gets frustratingly close to climaxing but just can't quite make it.

Not the first...here's the first Christian tablet:

http://schoolworkhelper.net/wp-content/u…

@1,3,4,

They'll do it themselves. I'm fairly certain research shows that christians are some of the most voracious porn consumers out there.

hmm..I don't know, does it come with a flagellation stylus?

It's a KKKristian KKKomputer! Bask in His love, with the eternal Blue Screen.

If that's what they want: what's the problem?

Can't believe I'm the first to post this.

If someone will post the instructions to jailbreak it, we can all save $50 on an android tablet.

Weren't we all just posting about this a day or two ago, when they were threatening to try to boycott Google? About how it would actually be pretty awesome if they all just decided to drop off the face of the real internet and disappear - a kind of reverse rapture that would make things infinitely better for those of us "left behind"?

Anyway, by all means, GO GO GO, crazy Christians. You know Google and Amazon and basically all the other tech companies support teh gays, right? You'd better boycott all of them. Best to just avoid telecommunications entirely, in fact.

That is one cute Christian kitten on that tablet.

Resistive touchscreen in 2012? I'd pass.

Would Jesus buy an Acer?

whatever associates its world view or product w/ the name Jesus gets a knee-jerk response on all sides -- if you can have knees on all sides -- even from Believers. is that because He and his are safe targets now? kinda like polocks and blacks and cripples and gays used to be...?