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1
Sounds like you're writing a negative review, Constant. No Lazarus Pit for you.
2
It seems to be a trend with every movie on RottenTomatoes. Good review, 5 comments. Bad review, 55. A large number of them are always some variant of "It doesn't matter how good this movie is, it's supposed to be fun, so if you didn't have fun you missed the point. Also, I am one of fifty-eight million competitors for the title of 'internet's biggest boor.'"
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I haven't yet read your review or seen The Dark Knight Rises, but you're a suck-cocking fuck-mothering bag of Swedish fish for saying what I assume you're going to, because quantitative studies have proven that everything involving Batman is the exact same level of quality regardless of creative team or circumstance, and since I've never read those studies, I know you won't have either, which means you're going to think for yourself and be totally wrong. I hope you die in a guano fire.
4
Planning on seeing it at the Matinee.
5
I don't have to threaten you, Paul. Because you will be judged. You will be judged and found wanting. By the Goddamned Batman.
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This is my favorite response to the negative review backlash. The 5 stages of coping with a negative Dark Knight review: http://www.movies.com/movie-news/coping-…
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Oh. Sillies. Doncha know? On the internets what you like or hate is more important than any other single thing about you. It signals to your tribe you're one of us.

Because you don't DO anything of actual value in the world, what you like is your only source of self worth.

As long as we all like and hate the same things everything goes swimmingly. If not? Look out! Because we simply must tell somebody to get cancer and die if we don't like the same things.

Additionally: Social media is only for telling the world what and who you hate.
8
you reviewers are the bane of batman fanboys! ha bane! get it?

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This is like the Government of Washington State exercising fiat power and suspending the initiative preventing tax increases because the majority were in favor of it.
10
Most pop-culture obsessions are plain silly, but mine are fucking VITAL. I don't care what you say about Batman, but you better keep your mitts off my Monkees!
11
Yes, Bailo, this is exactly like you dying in your sleep tonight and never posting anything to Slog ever again. That's very insightful of you.
12
I miss Lindy.
13
@9, Damn. That makes even less sense than my rant @3.
14
Sad fat shut-ins.

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