I heard that there are people who get murdered in Los Angeles, and lots of collateral damage from drive-bys and the like. So, rather than do anything dangerous, or hot and sweaty, like, you know, police work, instead they have their police concentrating on public morals laws, indoors in air conditioning? Sweet.
I am glad to hear that people in law enforcement are using their resources on these really important "crimes." We can all sleep a little easier knowing that the LAPD is protecting us from masturbation in adult cinemas.
I only went once to a porn cinema, because of reasons (I was curious). And yeah, people are jerking off. Discretely though. So I didn't come back because dirty old men masturbating ain't really my thing. And also, there's the Internet. But otherwise, christ, who cares?? Let the old farts without the Internet rub one in piece.
I really don't care that he was jacking off with his pants 'round his ankles at the Tiki Theater. Why go to an adult theater anyway if not to masturbate? But it is sad that a 72-year-old public figure who has a pretty respectable comedic resume will have this now as the lede paragraph of any story to come (including, unfortunately, his obit). As Stephen Colbert said last night, hasn't he heard of the Internet?
Sorry, Fred. Were you just lonely, baby?