That was delightful. I remember watching a few of those paintings/episodes they used in the song. He was mesmerizing. He made me believe that even I had the capability to paint.
Turns out I have no artistic ability.
[Thanks, Mr. Ross, for that crushing disappointment.]
This was such a great show to have on in the background while I cleaned. I had no particular interest in creating any of those paintings, but the process from blank canvas to finished work was just amazing.
You're an asshole. This guy just does what he does, and some people enjoy it. If you're going to sit here and think you're too cool for Bob Ross, please ignore the fish in the barrel and contact me. I'll paint your ass under the table.
This reminds me of elementary school, staying home sick from school, sleeping on the couch with the TV on, and Bob Ross always seemed to be there, painting. I was always amazed to see those blank canvases transformed, even though I could never manage to do anything he showed.
Turns out I have no artistic ability.
[Thanks, Mr. Ross, for that crushing disappointment.]
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SOMEONE MAKE THIS HAPPEN.