Death Comes for the PR Manager

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Yes, the gays did it.

despicable me on July 27, 2012 at 11:42 AM

Pretty tasty, I must say.

gloomy gus on July 27, 2012 at 11:43 AM

God smote him because he doubted the company's (God’s) path and direction in the abolishment of evil in the world through crunchy chicken sandwiches.

or

God smote him because of their hatred and intolerance and lack of love and compassion.

or

People die; stress and fast food speeds the timeline.

Allyn on July 27, 2012 at 11:45 AM

Just watched Colbert's bit on Chick-fil-a. There's a santorum reference!

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/07/27/co…

seatackled on July 27, 2012 at 11:50 AM

America just got a little bit safer, a little bit freer, and a little bit cleaner.

on July 27, 2012 at 11:50 AM

Always classy, liberals, dancing on some man's grave. I thought you people were supposed to be all sensitive and caring and shit.

Only if the object of that caring and shit isn't a white man.

In before femonazi-ebonics-marxist-nazi butthurt.

Central Scrutinizer on July 27, 2012 at 12:00 PM

Ironic that the name of his company was CPR

EffieTrinket on July 27, 2012 at 12:03 PM

here's a link to the colbert clip:
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert…

slugbiker on July 27, 2012 at 12:05 PM

"You're defending..."

NateMan on July 27, 2012 at 12:06 PM

@6 I don't see anyone dancing.

very bad homo on July 27, 2012 at 12:06 PM

@6,

I thought you people [liberals] were supposed to be all sensitive and caring and shit.

Where'd you get that idea? It's incorrect.

Urgutha Forka on July 27, 2012 at 12:09 PM

@6 Ha ha! You're the fucking worst. The worst.

McGee on July 27, 2012 at 12:14 PM

@11 Well, I’m very empathic and caring.
@6: people die. If you believe, as he apparently did, that people go to heaven when that happens then, yay, good news: he's dead.

Allyn on July 27, 2012 at 12:17 PM

@6:

Why? Because, every time we express sensitivity and caring for someone people like you shit all over us for our "bleeding-hearted do-gooderism". So, some of us have simply decided to try out a few things from the GOP playbook for a change.

COMTE on July 27, 2012 at 12:21 PM

Chik-fil-A people are Christians.
Christian's don't EVER lie.

So I can't figure out this picture:
http://www.slate.com/blogs/weigel/2012/0…

Allyn on July 27, 2012 at 1:07 PM

@6, if you need to take a minute to go and look up the word "condolences," go ahead. We'll be here. Here's a hint: it's not a cigar.

balderdash on July 27, 2012 at 1:11 PM

I'm pretty far left on the political spectrum, but never understood the hypocrisy of saying nice things about someone who was an asshole just because they finally had the grace to die.

He shilled for a homophobic company that makes an unhealthy, mediocre product. He died. I'm sure his family and friends loved him and will miss him. I won't.

Smartypants on July 27, 2012 at 1:25 PM

@6, and I quote, "...guilty as charged!"

PizmoSF on July 27, 2012 at 1:53 PM

Don't forget that this is also gallows humor for publicists.

Estey on July 27, 2012 at 3:39 PM

If he was Catholic, I hope he had time to have his confession heard. Otherwise, based on the bullshit his PR department has been spinning, he'd be lucky to land in Purgatory.

Free Lunch on July 27, 2012 at 7:31 PM

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