Facebook is abuzz with rumors of a makeout booth, but you might want to make out a little bit a home before you go, in case the booth doesn't happen.

So, if so much of this was culled from past Back to School guides, is it safe to assume that the book is really more How To Be A Straight Or Gay Male Person?

@2 -- Nope. As stated, a fraction of the book comes from past Back to School guides, and two of the four primary authors are WOMEN people! Female beings! Ladies, even! Bethany and Lindy wrote a ton of new stuff.

@3, will Lindy hersefl be there? Not that I'm starstruck or anything... (and I read @2's phrase as "How to be a Straight Person or Gay Male Person", taking it to be a tweak over the traditional non-lesbianicity of the ol' masthead).

What?! We get to make-out with our fave Stranger staffers? Yay! Can I go in order? Or do I have to randomize my faves so they don't feel weird?

Hmm, wait a second... something tells me that won't actually happen unless we dose them all with E.

@4: Thanks for the editorial assist. Jet lag + typing often equals ineffective snark.

@5 We will all be dosed with E already, but the more the merrier!

@1 is correct. Fnarf is staffing it.